Criminally Insane

Satana's Hospitality

Fun Fact: Satana's original name was 'The Konto Gang' but Terugo forgot about it so that's why he said he'd need to give the group a name. He forgot it already had one

*His current age is 17, my headcannon is he started when he was 16

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'All for one! I really am glad you agreed to come here.'

'Once again, you threatened me.'

'Whatever.' Terugo snickered, this time he remembered threatening him, but he still didn't care.

Poltergeist set a tray of tea down on the table, 'Herbal or Dark?'

'Coffee.' He hissed.

Poltergeist blinked, he started wearing an eyepatch so he could blink without freaking out. He then sighed and poured Terugo a glass of his favorite tea. Earl Gray with some cream. Then excused himself to make All for One cup of coffee.

'So, this is your base? I was expecting more blood.'

'I don't like filth, which is why I don't normally have guests.'

'Did you just call me filthy?'

'Only if you're into that.'

'Please stop flirting with me Hijimi.' All for One sighed, 'I am 119.'

'And?' Terugo leaned back, 'You're not the only one, I love a lot of people! Like Poltergeist, you, and *Stain! I love almost everyone in my life!' He smiled.

'I love how your son isn't on this list.'

'Oh yeah, honestly I forget his name most of the time I couldn't care less about the brat.'

'I see...'

Poltergeist came back and sat a piping hot cup of coffee down in front of All for One, 'Anything else you want I conveniently don't have?' He hissed.

All for One growled, 'Control your aide, Chisaki.' He spat bitterly.

'It's Hijimi, you intolerant Neanderthal.'

All for One sighed, 'Why did you ask me to come here? I can't imagine you just want to chat.'

'Oh... That's exactly what I wanted.'

'I legitimately hate you.'

'Aww don't talk like that! We're partners, aren't we? We can have conversations! For example, how was your day?'

'Terrible.'

'And why is that?'

'Because I had to kill three heroes, two civilians, eight of my servants, and now I have to talk to you.'

'That sounds like a great day you got to kill people!'

'Yeah well, you're a fucking child.'

'Pardon you I am 22.'

'Mentally you're three years old.'

'Hey!'

Poltergeist sighed, he was already beginning to get annoyed with this conversation. And he wasn't even a part of it.

'Poltergeist am I mentally three years old?'

Fuck. Spoke too soon.

'No sir.' They said, maybe he'd get out of this quicker if he agreed.

'See!'

'He's biased ask someone else!'

'No.'

'So you're afraid of me being right?'

'No! Poltergeist bring Persophone here!'

'Sir, Persophone is dead. You told me to kill her remember?'

'Fuck.'

'Get Tomura.'

'Tomura?'

'I picked up a five-year-old on the street two years ago. He killed his family and can't turn his quirk off. It's on no matter what.'

'Don't go get him.'

'Wasn't going to Sir.'

'Good.'

'No, get him.'

'Permission to leave?' Poltergeist finally asked.

Terugo hesitated, 'Fi-' Before he could even finish saying 'Fine', Poltergeist was gone.