Criminally Insane

Small time skip

(Kai is now 11)

Fun Fact: Dazi was an impulse decision and wasn't originally going to exist

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'Dazi~' Terugo whined, 'I'm bored.' Dazi was visiting because he had business in Tokyo, and Terugo insisted he stay at his base.

'Relax Terugo, it's not the end of the world that you're a little bored. Let me finish my paperwork.'

Terugo huffed but agreed, muttering, 'Well it feels like the end of the world.'

'You're not going to die.'

'Yes, I am.' Terugo complained. Usually, when he was bored he'd just go out and kill someone, but he couldn't with Dazi here. It's not like Dazi didn't know he was a murderer, he just doesn't want him to kill anyone while he was visiting. 'I don't like being bored.'

Dazi sighed and smiled, 'Come here.'

Terugo shrugged, stood up from his chair, and walked over. 'Yes?' He smiled.

Dazi leaned up and kissed him. 'There, happy?'

'Mm. For now.' Terugo smiled.

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Dazi got back to work and Terugo got bored again. 'I'm gonna go talk to Poltergeist okay?'

'Alright, I should be done in another hour or so.'

'Okay!'

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'Poltergeist!~' Terugo smiled.

Poltergeist sighed, 'Yes sir?' He had Kai with him, he was sleeping in his arms.

'What's... What's going on here?' Terugo asked, hadn't he ordered for Kai to stay downstairs?

'Kai passed out during training,' Poltergeist explained, 'We were working on repairing his body, and he tried to break apart and put himself back together one too many times.'

'What?'

'You may not like it sir, but Kai isn't some kind of machine. He has a pain threshold just like you and me.' He glared at Terugo, 'So stop treating him like he's some sort of immortal being. He's human.'

Terugo just glared back. 'I'm bored.'

'Okay, and?' Poltergeist asked, 'What am I supposed to do?'

'Just talk to me.'

'Go talk to Dazi, he's your husband right?'

'Dazi is busy!'

'Sh! Don't yell you'll wake him.'

'Ughhhh, fine. I'll find Chronos.'

'Chronos just got home from work, he's tired, let him rest.'

'Well, then who can I talk to?' Terugo whined.

'I dunno, Hypnos maybe?'

'Hypnos doesn't like me.'

Poltergeist muttered something under his breath, 'What about Cupid and Eros?'

'Out.'

'All for One?'

'Doesn't like me either.'

'Manticore?'

'She'd probably kill me if I tried to talk to her.'

Poltergeist sighed, 'Fine, what if you talked to...' He trailed off, 'Ahklys.'

'Ooh! Sure!' Terugo giggled and ran off.

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'Ahklys!~' Terugo smiled as he finally found him at the pool in the Backyard, 'Are you busy?'

'Not really no. Can I do something for you, sir?' Ahklys asked, he was watching Siren train with her new Hydrokinesis.

'I'm bored and I want someone to talk to.'

'Oh cool, I was just watching Siren train.'

'Ooh! Sounds fun, can I join?'

'Of course,' He stood up, 'Here, have my seat.' They keep the lounge chairs in the shed and Ahklys only got out one.

'Thank you!' Terugo laughed.