Criminally Insane

Lady Nagant

Fun Fact: Hari and Kai formed a Suicide Pact when they were young, that if one just couldn't fucking take it anymore the other was going down with them

*Her Wiki page only said late 30's so I chose 35 and 16 (Kai's age) + 15 (How much older she is than Kai) is 31 so like- Deal with it

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'Boss...' Poltergeist sighed, annoyed.

'Yes?' He smiled.

'Can you please explain to me... Why the in ever-living fuck... Is Lady Nagant in our house?!'

'Because I kidnapped her.' He smiled. 'Go get Kai he can take care of her.' He said

'Sir... Sir, please. I'm begging you that isn't how this works.'

'Why not? It's worked every other time.'

'Because she's a hero.'

'So? This worked for Manticore.'

'Manticore came here willingly.'

'Just go get Kai.'

'Boss!'

'Poltergeist!'

'Fine!' Poltergeist caved and walked out.

Tsutsumi stared from her restraints. 'Are you good?'

'We're fine... Just having a couples feud.'

'You're married to Dazi!' Poltergeist yelled from the hallway.

'You know damn well he is Polyamorous!'

'He heard that?!'

'Somehow yes it's honestly it's kinda impressive.'

Tsutsumi rolled her eyes. 'So this thing around my neck. Can't imagine it's some sort of fashion statement, so I'm gonna guess it's some sort of quirk blocker?'

'Correct! You're so smart!' He giggled. 'So how old are you?'

*She glared, '31.'

'Oh my-' He gasped and smiled, 'You and I are the same age!'

'You're only 15 years older than your son.'

'Correct.'

She glared some more.

'Oh what, are you mad that I ripped you from work and forced you here against your will?'

'Yeah... I'm pretty sure anyone would be.'

'Oh. Whatever.' He waved his hand and tapped his fingers together, suddenly excited again, 'What do you want your villain name to be? It could be Artemis! Since she's a sharpshooter and you're a sharp-'

'I'm not joining your dumbass group.'

'Aw... Why not?'

'I'm a hero.'

'So was Manticore, she's with us now.'

'Well, I'm not Manticore am I?'

'No, you're far more annoying than Manticore. At least she joined willingly.'

Lady Nagant rolled her eyes, 'I'm not joining.' She hissed.

He glared.

'Father? Who's this?'

Tsutsumi's eyes widened, 'This bastard.... Has a child?'

'This Lady Nagant! Our new member!'

'I'm not!'

Kai looked at her, 'Hari talked about her once. Rifle Hero right?'

'Yeah but now she's Artemis.'

'No. I. Am. Not.' She hissed.

'C'monnn you'd be perfect!'

'Which is exactly why I don't want to join. I don't want to give your god-awful group even more power.

Terugo huffed, 'Whatever. Join or not, I'm not letting you leave.'

'Why not?!'

'Just... Just cause. Anyway, Kai, you're in charge of her byeeee!' He waved with a smile.