Bleach: Fall and Rise

155: Rotten tofu prt2

11 hours later, Ukitake's POV

Grinning mischievously I ran through the portal straight to the vaizard warehouse with several buckets of smelly tofu, the others got their payback on me with a tofu fight and I ended up covered in it by the end of it, Shunpo'ing into the warehouse I faintly heard snoring and knew this was the best time to to do this, hiding my reiatsu I went around quietly setting up the traps when I saw Hiyori asleep on the couch.

Grinning I took out the pan and filled it up with tofu and ran off to Rojuro's door and did the same, Shinji being the last one before I shunpo'ed out of the building and straight to where Urahara is living' this is going to be fun.' I thought then shunpo'ed onto the roof.

I saw a black cat making its way back into the candy shop but it was really Yoruichi as I remembered her training to transform into a cat just to become vice-captain when she did the test.

Flashback

"What are you doing?" I asked," training to turn into a cat so I can become vice-captain of the 2nd division." Yoruichi said" why are you training to become a cat just to do that? The captain can just promote you to vice-captain." I said.

"No, the promotion is a test of stealth, pass and they get promoted, fail and they stay where they are or they die from stealing something that isn't supposed to be stolen, I've been training to do this for a while now, want to see?" Yoruichi asked.

"Yeah I want to see it," I said," ok, cool, but when I transform back into my human form I'll be completely nude." Yoruichi said," I'll leave when you do that." I said, she nodded and then started transforming.

Looking on in wonder as I watched her hands and feet turn into claws, her features become more cat-like and then I'm faced with a small black cat with golden eyes" is that you Yoruichi?" I asked," what do you think?" A male voice countered.

"That's awesome but I didn't expect the male voice." I said and the cat head-butted me" I'm still working out the voice." Yoruichi said flatly" ok, sorry, so what are you going to steal?" I asked.

"There's going to be a party tonight at the Kuchiki manor so I'm going to sneak in there when it's in full swing and steal Ginrei Kuchiki's hair noodles off his head." Yoruichi said, my eyes widened" that's insane, you'll be seen." I said," in my cat form I'm even fast when I shunpo." Yoruichi said" ok." I said' that's going to be interesting.' I thought.

Flashback ends

it was literally 3 hours later that Yrouichi came back into the same room we were in with the hair noodles in her mouth and I was impressed, Ginrei was too, and let her keep them as I silently jumped back into the ground and shunpo'ed into the store and set up the traps, being mindful of the partially opened door so as to not alert them to my presence.

After that was done I shunpo'ed to Tessai's room and set up the last trap before hightailing it out of the shop, even though I won't be able to see it, my prank mood has finally been satisfied as opened the portal back to the Soul Society and ran through back to my bedroom and went straight to sleep without anyone the wiser, I hope.

The next morning, Rojuro's POV

Yawning heavily I got up and walked to the door and opened it, a bucket fell to the floor with a clang and the heavy stink of rotten tofu" what the hell?" I asked to myself as I gagged a little bit and stepped over it to get a mop to clean up the disgusting mess when I heard a grunt from Hachi" who set this prank up?" He asked.