Bleach: Fall and Rise

154: Rotten tofu

(a/n this takes inspiration from 2 pictures on Deviantart called Everday we be Tofu Fighting and another one I forgot the name of but shows Shunsui and Ukitake in the academy and Shunsui holding him back while the former is probably frantically apologizing for a prank he pulled along with a story called Transformers Pranks and a chapter where something similar happens but with more stuff)

Hasine's POV

"That should do it." I looked up at Chojiro getting up from the couch with his finished report" can you tell me why you decided to do your report in my office exactly?" I asked," I just had a bad feeling about something was going to be dumped over my head, that's why." He said," like what?" I asked.

"I don't know." He said sliding the door open - rotten tofu was then dumped on his head as he shouted in surprise, and my eyes widened" I think that's your answer." I said, he grumbled," this stuff stinks, what is this?" He asked.

"Tofu went bad." I said snapping my fingers and miracled the bad tofu and the smell on him out of existence" if it was put over your door then what about..." He said then trailed off before our eyes widened.

"Yamamoto!" We both said and shunpo'ed straight to the hall where his office is as he's walking down the hall toward the door" Soutaicho! Wait!" Chojiro called, he tuned" what is it and what is that stink?" Yamamoto asked" tofu gone bad." I said walking over to the door, swinging it open, and jumping back to the other 2 when a heaping pile of it fell to the floor harmlessly" who would do this?" Yamamoto asked.

"I have no idea, don't you have an idea?" Chojiro asked, the old man sighed heavily" I do and I ended up with a faceful of it thanks to Shunsui, Zaraki tried but I dodged it, boys will be boys." Yamamoto said, Chojiro hummed and then walked off" I'm finished for the day, see you later." I said and left to go to the 8th division' really Shunsui, Ukitake? You're putting yourselves at risk.' I thought.

30 minutes later, Kiri's POV

"Hey, guys." I looked over to Hasine as she walked in" did you guys also fall victim to a rotten tofu prank?" Jun asked," Chojiro did and Yamamoto nearly did as well if we hadn't caught up with him in time." Hasine said, our eyes blew wide" does someone have a death wish to pull a prank on Yamamoto?" Jun asked.

"That we can agree with." We all looked over to Toshiro as he walked in with a grumpy-looking Rangiku and an equally pissed-off Gin and Yumichika" do you have any idea how long it took me to wash out the smell? 4 hours." Yumichika said," what about Ikkaku?" Hasine asked," Yachiru took the fall and she's looking to get payback." Ikkaku said walking into the when we heard a scream belonging to Nanao.

"Dammit, Shunsui! I'm getting you back big time! Just wait!" She yelled," I didn't do that!" Shunsui defended" well, Nanao just fell victim." I said, a few seconds later the door was nearly broken down as Nanao walked into the room and chucked the bucket at Hasine but she caught it and also caught the tofu angrily thrown at her in the bucket.

"Score!" Ikkaku cheered" shut up! I don't want to hear your crap!" She ground out and stormed off when Hisagi shakily walked into the room looking terrified" what happened?" Ikkaku asked," Tosen just fell victim to the rotten tofu and went on a tirade on when he finds the culprit there would be hell to pay." He said weakly when Aaron and Adelaida ran in looking to have gotten away from a potential Bankai release.

"Did Soifon also fall victim to the tofu as well?" I asked" yeah and she blamed it on Omaeda even though he was gone and guarding a hole for 5 days but we got the hell out of there before she beat him to a pulp and turned her attention to us." Adelaida said when Jack walked into the room with Izuru rubbing his temples" headache?" Gin asked.

"Yeah, Chikane Taicho vowed that when she finds the pranksters she would give them a scolding," Jack said shaking his head" what about Aizen?" Jun asked" he just silently vowed to get payback Hinamori said," how so?" Hasine asked.

"Waging tofu warfare." She said," ok then." Hasine said when Jack was nearly bowled to the ground when Capri and Iba charged into the room" sorry about that!" Capri said," is Komamura pissed?" Jack asked.

"Yeah, he is, and has also vowed payback." Capri said," run for your lives!" We heard Sentaro bellow and a couple of seconds later Rukia Snetaro and Kiyone charged into the room as if they had just seen a ghost" why?" Iba asked," Ukitake has just gone crazy, when you guys were gone he's been setting up pranks everywhere in a prank spree in all divisions and tofu is the latest." Kiyone said.

"We all fell for it or the rage of the aftermath," Izuru said when Byakuya stormed into the room with a scared-looking Renji and Adrian trailing him" which one of you did this? Tell me or I'm unleashing Senbonzakura." He ground out.

"None of us did it, all of the other captains except for Yamamoto fell for it, Yumichika, Yachiru, Soifon, Jun, Kiri, Gin, Chojiro, and Nanaod also fell for it, Ukitake was the one who did this," Hasine explained.

Byakuya calmed down somewhat when Akon walked into the room with a somewhat terrified Nemu following" I wouldn't recommend going anywhere near 12th division, Mayuri is pissed off, he just fell victim to the rotten tofu prank and suspects that Ukitake is the one who did." Akon said.

"That would go for the 4th division as well, Unohana wants to get back at Ukitake, she's livid," Isane said walking into the room with a terrified Hanataro looking about ready to puke" can you give me the bucket?" Hanataro asked," there's tofu in here that I caught from Nanao." Hasine said.

"Just give it to me please." Hanataro said, Hasine handed him the bucket and he puked into it then handed it back to Hasine who put it on the floor when an enraged roar ripped through the building" Kenpachi's not happy." Adelaida said when the man stormed into the room looking ready to cut us in half with an equally pissed-off Yachiru" can you tell me who had the guts to dump rotten tofu on my head?" He growled.

"Ukitake," Hasine said simply, Kenpachi grinned maniacally" can I have that bucket?" Yachiru asked" no." She said and made it disappear with the snap of her fingers" what are you planning?" Ikkaku asked" getting Ukitake back for the prank the same way he pranked me." Kenpachi said" tofu fight." Aaron said," I like that idea!" Yachiru said.

"Me too." Kenpachi said when Shunsui walked in" are you all plotting payback?" He asked," not really but I think there will be a tofu fight soon." Hasine said, Shunsui snorted" oh that's going to be fun." Shunsui said when Ukitake walked into the room snickering like crazy" pranking spree succ - oh~" He said then turned heel and tried to run when Shunsui grabbed and restrained Ukitake.

"Oh no you don't, sweet payback is coming your way," Shunsui said and dragged Ukitake out of the room with him yelling" I want to see that, see you later," I said and we left.

Isane's POV

"What's going to happen now?" Nemu asked," they'll call the others that also fell to the prank and then payback is going to be served, want to watch?" Kiyone asked" oh hell yeah! That's going to be hilarious!" Hasine said," I'll send a message." Rukia said and ran out, Adelaida grinned" let's go." Ikkaku said.