Bleach: Fall and Rise

164: Mud-bound surrender

(a/n I'm sorry about the sort of back-to-back mud fight chapters but I'm rearranging a vacation arc to after the future WW1 arc I will be writing, when it's raining I'll get into a mud fight mood and want to write a chapter on the subject to get it out of my head)

2 months later, Isshin's POV

The last couple of months have been crazy in dealing with 2 fronts in this prank war I started and failing to keep up with the pranks the other 4 captains are pulling on me and increasing in how often they're pulled and wanting me to surrender, I have no idea how that's going to be pulled off but with the storm clouds moving in I can guess as how it's going to go.

Omaeda and Kiyone stopped pranking me a week ago and Kenpachi decided to charge into the lounge and dump a bucket of water over my head while the others were hanging out as thunder roared, looking around my eyes landed on Kenpachi, Shunsui, Ukitake, and Unohana.

My eyes widened, even if they were hanging out I don't want to know what they were doing when a raindrop fell on my face before running like a madman away from them" there he is! Get him!" Kenpachi yelled, I shunpo'ed to the sparring ground where the zanpaktou spirits go and spar with the new guys and completely hid from the others so they can't find me as easily as it starts to pour down rain.

"Thank god I wasn't caught." I groaned happily" you just jinxed yourself." I jumped at Kenpachi's voice behind the same tree' crap!' I thought and bolted while racking my brain on how he caught up with me so fast.

He doesn't know shunpo until I remembered his running is like shunpo and cursed a little but having forgotten that Yachiru can find me easily when I first met her and then I got tackled to the ground from the side.

"Are you going to surrender?" Shunsui asked," I'll never surrender." I said and we started wrestling" are you sure you don't want to surrender?" I heard Unohana ask as I grunted a little bit, after a few minutes I pinned Shunsui.

"Why are you eve - oh my god! No no no no! Ok, ok I surrender, just don't throw that at me! Truce!" I started then looking up to see Kenpachi who stalked up with a huge mud pie and threatened to throw it, same with Ukitake and Unohana.

"Good choice, these were for you," Ukitake said smirking, I cocked my head then smirked and looked over to Shunsui who blinked and his eyes widened, threw me off, and tried to run when I restrained him" let me go!" He pleaded" sorry." I said and the other 3 threw their mud pies and covered his front eliciting a girlish shriek before I let him go, he stumbled, tripped, and face-planted into the mud pit, and we burst out laughing.

"Have you done this before?" I snorted" not with them, it was me and a few other friends when I first arrived, it was a little game we played, we did it as a prank with Yamamoto when we first met." Unohana said when Shunsui got to his hands and knees and then looked back over, making us laugh all the harder, his hair was sticking out all over the place that wasn't in the ponytail.

"Really? Not cool." He said and I just gave him a gesture of what are you going to do but I didn't expect the mud ball to my forehead and reeled back a little" you're on." I said and chaos broke out.