Oumasai Oneshots

(Ouma x Saihara) Love Hotel

(This a repost from a different book I deleted, not a new chapter. I post on AO3 now and it's DSMP content and only come on this account occasionally)

Shuichi sighed as he stood in front of a door a heart-shaped key in his hand. Monokuma had told him that the other person was already in the room but had never told him their identity. Many different options ran through his mind as he approached the door, put the key in the lock and twisted it. He just hoped it wouldn't be awk-

"HEYYY SAIHARA-CHAN~!

Shuichi could almost feel himself mentally facepalming. He happened to wind up in a room with the most confusing, most annoying, most stressful being there is in existence. He sighed. I guess he shouldn't be too harsh. There had been moments Ouma has been at least understanding of his emotions-

"So you came here to fuck me then?"

AAAAAAAnd nevermind!

"Ouma-kun please don't joke about this..." Shuichi said tiredly as he sat on the bed "I'm not able to handle such comments... not in this room" he said looking around. The decor of this room made his stomach turn from anxiety. The weird heart decor, kinky things spread all around the room reminding him of a more neon pink version of Grey's room from Fifty Shades of Grey. It was simply too much to handle for him.

"Aww! Is my Saihara nervous? Don't worry as if I'd ever!" Kokichi said putting a finger to his lips. Saihara sighed lying on the bed, Ouma next to him. "So what do you suppose we do all night?" Kokichi asked as Shuichi remained quiet. "Let's just wait...wait until this is over." Shuichi said as he closed his eyes and relaxed his mind. "Man, you're no fun!" Kokichi pouted but just lied down and did the same.

This will be a long night.

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One hour in The Love Hotel...

It's been an hour and Ouma had gotten up to explore the room further. "I bet My a Shingucci would be into this kinky shit. This entire room looks like fuck chamber." he commented. "Ouma could you stop?" Shuichi asked as he blushed. "But Shuichi!" He pouted snatching Shuichi's hat of head and placing it on his own "It is my duty as the Ultimate Detective to analyze and state facts! And I state! This place looks like a fuck chamber!" he said in a proud tone.

Shuichi laughed much to his own surprise. He covered his mouth only to see Ouma surprised. He giggled. "Who knew Shuichi enjoyed my jokes? What a lovely little surprise~" he said teasingly. Shuichi remained quiet, blushing slightly.

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Two hours in the Love Hotel...

"Let's play a game!" Kokichi said sitting on the bed looking determinedly at Shuichi. Shuichi sat up so that both of them were sitting in front of one another on the bed looking at each other. "I suppose that would be a good way to pass the time... what did you have in mind?" Shuichi asked. Ouma hummed.

"Two truths and a lie!" Kokichi said happily. "I guess that would be a great way to find out more about Kokichi. The more I think about it I don't really know him as well as I should..." Shuichi thought as he nodded. "I'll start. I'm a huge fan of detective stories, my parents threw me out of the house and I hate cats" Kokichi said. Shuichi pondered momentarily. "You discussed detective novels in the hallway and a few times beforehand, so I'll assume you enjoy them or at the very least talking about them." he said calmly "I once saw you staring at the picture of a cat in Angie's research lab with a smile so I don't think you hate cats" his eyes widened at the conclusion.