Oumasai Oneshots

(Maid!Ouma x Saihara) I'm Always Here To Help You

(Just to explain the relationship in this fanfic a bit. Kaede is Shuichi's girlfriend and she lives with him in his luxurious house because she got kicked out of her own apartment after not paying rent)

(Also the logic of how rich Shuichi is in this fanfic is broken. Don't ask.)

"I don't know Tsumugi... A maid? I don't know how Kaede would feel about that" Shuichi sat in the cafe with his two friends, Amami and Tsumugi. They have all decided to go out for lunch as they haven't hanged out in a while because his girlfriend Kaede didn't do any chores around the house and Shuichi just silently did them for her. Currently, they were talking about Kaede's constant whining that Shuichi's big house was always super dusty and how she didn't like cleaning but liked complaining.

"C'mon Shuichi! It'll stop her from annoying you and you'll be able to relax for a while. Right now you work for a detective agency, clean your entire mansion and do everything while she's busy with her concerts. This will take some things off your shoulders." Amami said. It was true. Kaede was a famous pianist so she often worked, or at least that's what she said she did considering the fact she never had any cash and always 'borrowed' money from Shuichi and she was busy attending different social events, hanging out with Miu and doing concerts, meanwhile Shuichi was stuck at home cleaning, organizing different case files and doing everything and then taking care of Kaede who usually returned drunk on red wine from parties.

"I don't kno-" Tsumugi interrupted. "Please Shuchi, you're barely awake here. Everyone misses hanging out with you" she said. It was true. Shuichi was basically sleeping with his eyes open at this point. Tsumugi sighed "Look, you remember Kirumi right?" she said. "Her services are pretty expensive. I don't think I can afford her help." Shuichi said tiredly, but Tsumugi smiled "Dummy, I know that. However, Kirumi has connections with a different maid company. He's also a maid and worked with her for three months, training to be as good as her. He works for lower prices and is pretty good at what he's doing. So you can consider hiring him." She said handing him a piece of paper with a phone number. Shuichi looked at the neat paper with an exhausted look.

"Please consider it. You look dead right now" Tsumugi said concerned. Shuichi sighed "I...I will. But I'll have to discuss with Kaede first " he said sipping on his coffee. Then his phone rang. Coincidentally, it was Kaede. "Uh...hold that thought." He said picking up the phone "Hello?

"Hello Shuichi, honey~! I have a question to ask you..." She said in a sweet voice. "Yeah, what is it?" Shuichi asked wondering what Kaede could want this time. "Miu and I are at the mall and I just saw the PERFECT dress for an upcoming event. It's dusty pink, it's elegant, it's beautiful but kinda pricey... I don't have enough money so do you mind me borrowing some of yours?" She said in a charming tone. "How much does it cost?" Saihara said. He soon regretted asking that question, his eyes widening at hearing the price tag. How can you spend that much on a piece of clothes?!

"Don't you think that price is a bit ridiculous...?" he said. He heard Kaede nag over the phone "But Saihara sweetie! I'm going to an event tomorrow! A lot of important people are gonna be there to see me perform and I gotta have a pretty dress to impress them! I'll promise to give you back after I get my paycheck!" she whined.

'Well, she sounds really happy about it...guess I'll have to deal with a hole in my wallet ...' Saihara sighed. "Fine...you can borrow-" Kaede basically screamed from joy in his ear. "Thank you, Shuichi! Listen, I gotta go. Miu and I are going to buy the dress and then maybe some Starbucks. Sayonara!" she said quickly hanging up.

"Another big spend?" Amami asked as soon as the call was over. "Yeah...she's pretty reckless when it comes to money..." Saihara said "But she said she'll pay me back so I guess it's okay..." Tsumugi groaned. "Saihara, she said that last time when you bought her a different dress. She got drunk and forgot she borrowed any money from you and then ACCUSED YOU, that you were stealing her money when you asked about it!" Saihara looked at Tsumugi blankly. Many of his friends have already told him to leave Kaede, but Shuichi was convinced that she was 'the one' for him. It's true she was reckless and was often partying and whining or practicing piano. She might've borrowed from him often, was rarely home and complained about things he did wrong but when they spent time together, Shuichi was happy.