(For Pixel_Sapphire. Also if anyone has questions about how Alien!Ouma's world operates then I'll tell you one thing...I don't know anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
The cube glowed a neon purple before projecting a holographic screen. It was a person. A girl with short purple hair and porcelain-like skin. She was wearing a similar uniform though with a tag saying '8160' which Shuichi knew meant she was a few ranks above Ouma, at least from the explanation Ouma gave him about how these ranks function. Her face was of shock before eventually, it turned into rage.
"5317?! FINALLY! IT'S BEEN HOURS AND YOU HAVEN'T RESPONDED ONCE!" she yelled out looking at Ouma, furious causing Ouma to flinch "You were supposed to go to SECTOR 5, give the papers to Emijah and get in contact with us! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING?!" she screamed, her hands turning into fists.
"B-Boss! My ship crashed on another planet! I've been trying to get in contact with you but the communication cube was bro-!" Ouma tried to defend himself but was interrupted by yet another yell from the girl
"YOU CRASHED THE SHIP?!"
"A-Affirmative..." Ouma said grabbing his arm and looking at the ground. Shuichi could almost feel pity as he watched the girl continue to insult him and yell at him as if there was no tomorrow.
"The ship we've prepared for you was one of the finest ones available for ranks from 5000-6000! A work of art and you destroyed it!" she continued to scream "AGH! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE RELIED ON INCOMPETENT FILTH LIKE YOU TO DO THE JOB RIGHT, 5317! You're BARELY a high rank! I should've expected this from someone so stupid! You failed your mission, got the residents of Tsinogatorp annoyed with us and crashed the ship you! WHAT'S NEXT?" She continued to yell despite the fact Ouma was basically trembling at this point.
"I-I..." he said trying to defend himself but the girl wasn't being merciful. She was going all out. "You're an absolute disgrace to the Odacova Space Program! You're lucky to even be an inventor of this program and you've done absolutely nothing to prove that you deserve to be here. You have failed to fulfill your only purpose in life, the world would be so much better without you" she said coldly. "I-I'm sorry..." Ouma said. He looked like he was on the verge of tears. "Oh don't cry. Do you know how childish that is?! Shut up and collect yourself!" she yelled. Shuichi however, couldn't handle anymore of her shit.
"How can you be so harsh on him!?" Shuichi said standing in front of Ouma. "He crashed on accident! He didn't mean it! Why are you acting so mean to him?!" he said angrily. "S-Shuichi!?" Ouma said clearly surprised. "YOU EVEN MADE FRIENDS WITH THESE BEINGS?! How incompetent of you! 5317! What made you think you can lend your trust to these moronic lifeforms!?" the woman spoke even more angry than before. It seemed like this had caused Ouma to snap.
"I-Im sorr-wait...NO! NO YOU KNOW WHAT! THESE LIFEFORMS HAVE BEEN NICER AND MORE UNDERSTANDING THAN ANY PANTANOID ON YOUR FUCKING PLANET! SO YOU KNOW WHAT!" he said grabbing the cube and twisting it, successfully hanging up before throwing it against the floor, causing it to break.
"Ouma-kun..." Saihara looked at him in disbelief as Ouma stared at the cube furious before his face turned into fear as he fell to his knees. It seems that his actions finally sunk in and he realized what he had done. "Oh...Oh god I...I snapped at a high rank! Oh shit oh fuck" he panicked as he pulled at his hair.
"Hey hey, calm down!" Saihara said going up to him and patting his back. "Calm down? How am I supposed to do that Saihara?! I'm basically doomed! A low rank insulting a high rank can equal to death on our planet. I can't return there..." He said nervously, biting his nails. His alien eyes seemed to glow a more bright neon purple. Shuichi sighed. Was he really gonna say this...?
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