imagines | javon & ashtray

wrong - ashtray

another tik tok texting prank has been showing up on my fyp. in this prank the gf quizzes the bf and makes him think that he's getting all the questions wrong.

ash bby

me: can i quiz u baby

ash: no
ash: busy atm

me: PA-LEASE

ash: quick

me: okay
me: you go to target, what do you buy??

ash: bro
ash: uhmm
ash: candles to make my room smell like something else other than weed.

me: NO YOURE WRONG
me: you weren't supposed to go without me
me: why didn't you take me??

ash: because you take 5383746291 years to get ready.

me: THATS NEGATIVE POINTS TF
me: BEAUTY IS PAIN

ash: yeah yeah whatever
ash: finished?

me: uhh no?
me: okay you're leaving the store, what do you do now

ash: wait
ash: are you with me now??????

me: no i took too long to get ready apparently 😐

ash: okay it was a JOKE, sorry my lady.
ash: uhh ig i would show you my candles

me: wrong AGAIN, you're so bad at this

ash: EXCUSE ME
ash: HOW AND WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO REPLY WITH??

me: you're supposed to buy me food as an apology for not bringing me
me: it's not rocket science ash

ash: IT FUCKING IS WITH YOU
ash: CHRIST WOMAN

me: u better fuck up with the disrespect.

ash: sorry baby
ash: i'll control myself

me: don't let it happen again.
me: moving on—
me: your in the car and a female walks up to your window, she wants to hop in the car..
me: what do you do???

ash: shoot her with the gun, then run her over multiple times.

me: WRONG WRONG WRONG
me: ALL WRONG

ash: ILL NEVER WIN
ash: WHAT WAS IT THIS TIME?!

me: the female
me: was me..

ash: oh shit

me: how could you do that to me?
me: i thought i was the best thing that happened in your life

ash: YOU ARE, YOU ALWAYS WILL BE MY LOVE

me: okay ig i can let you off a little since u said that.

ash: scoree ☝️
ash: how many points do i have

me: -1
me: you saved yourself with that sentence..

ash: oh nice

me: yeah.. you're not forgiven tho
me: considering you legit said you'd SHOOT me and then RUN me over MULTIPLE times.

ash: i'm sorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ash: let me make it up to you
ash: head for a week— no a month

me: hm that's a good offer..
me: ....i'm gonna have to decline the offer

ash: pls tell me how i can make it up to you, my beautiful girl.

me: stop being a suck up ashtray

ash: OH MY FUCKING
ash: IM COMING OVER
ash: you finna get the night of your life 🙏 so prepare 😈😈😈

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a/n: this one was funny, peep the part where y/n put ash in his place. (my fav part LMAO)