imagines | javon & ashtray

texting ashtray

ash bby

ash bby: come over

me: what are we going to do?

ash bby: each other

me: ...

ash bby: i'm joking
ash baby: or am i?

ash bby: i'm joking.. christ woman

me: don't call me that

ash bby: what you gonna do about it?

me: block you

ash bby: i'm sorry my queen

me: On my way!

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ash

me: yo

ash: ?

me: who u?

ash: wdym

me: why you in my girls phone

ash: coz
ash: we be doing that sneaky shit 👅

me: yo wtf??
me: what's your addy

ash: ask y/n, she'll know 😉

me: AHAHAHA ashtray wtf

ash: i'm so confused

me: pranked ya ✌️

ash: bro..

me: you passed i guess ☠️
me: why did you say that we do 'sneaky shit 👅'

ash: idk was funny i guess
ash: wanna come over tho so we can 👀

me: no

ash: worth a shot

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thug boy

thug boy: y/n y/l/n

me: ashtray

thug boy: where's my tracksuit

me: on my body

thug boy: seriously y/n... that's my favourite one

me: did you know that a shrimps heart is located in its head, true fact.

thug boy: y/n bring it to mine right now
thug boy: i'm serious

me: and it's illegal to own one guinea pig in switzerland.. you have to own two or more.

thug boy: you better take it off before i rip it off your body

me: you can rip it off me daddy 👅😩 (this is a joke btw, !!y/n is not being serious!!)

thug boy: fuck sakes.

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A/N: no motivation to write atm, but it's break so i'll try post more often