Fairytail X Water Dragon Slayer Child reader

Chapter 55

Y/n's POV

"Hey! What the heck do you think you're doin? What's the big idea with you sneaking around our guild?" Mom asked, looking at us. Dad and Wendy shoved their way out from under the table just staring at mom."I don't know... Why are you acting so freaky?" Dad asked, as he looked at mom. 

"You think this place has warped their minds somehow?" Wendy asked. Mom just stared at dad leaning in close to him. "Natsu?" Mom asked. Dad gulped as we all looked at them, wondering what was about to happen. "Why didn't you just say it was you, you big bonehead?" Mom asked, hugging dad tight. It shocked me to see mom hugging dad since she'd normally be hitting him in the head for something. "Um, something is definitely off about mom." I whispered to Wendy. Everyone was shocked to see that it was dad before mom asked about where dad had been. "I was thinking the worst had happened. Don't ever make me worry like that again." Mom said.

"Um, I'm sorry." Dad said, clearly confused. A second later, mom was on top of dad and started grinding dad's head with her fists while keeping him in a headlock with her legs. Wendy, Happy and I just looked at what was going on, still confused about everyone in the guild acting so differently. "Why isn't Cana half-naked and drunk? And why is Elfman crying instead of thinking about manhood?" Happy asked. Jet and Droy shouted at Elfman to stop crying out loud. "Why is everybody acting so crazy? My poor little brain feels like it's going to explode." Happy asked. Everyone was acting happy to see dad again like he had been missing or something while I just stood back looking around with Carla and Sapphire. "Wendy's right. I think this world changed them somehow. That's the only explanation for why they're being so weird." Happy said. Auntie Mira called to dad before I looked over, seeing her in a more revealing outfit than she normally wears around the guild. "At least Mira's normal." Dad said.

"Yeah, that's kind of a disappointment." Happy added.

"By the way Natsu, what's with the kids and the cats? Are you a babysitter now?" Macao asked. 

"Seriously." Wakaba added. They looked at each other before panicking. "What are these cats doing here?" Wakaba asked.

"How'd they get inside?" Jet asked. 

"Those aren't regular house cats, those are Exceed." Droy said. Everyone was panicking over Happy and Carla while I made Sure that Sapphire was still hidden away. "Um, it's the outfits, isn't it?" Happy asked. 

"Natsu, what the heck is going on here?" Mom asked.

"Has anyone else noticed that everyone freaks when they hear Exceed? What does that mean, anyway?" Dad asked. I sighed and shook my head. "Well, Carla?" Wendy asked. Happy came over and tugged on my outfit before I looked at him. "Can I get some help Y/n?" Happy asked. I nodded and helped him remove his helmet that he put on. "It's way too hot for this get up." Happy said. Auntie Mira came over before kneeling down in front of Happy. "They sure do look a lot like them. Now I understand why everyone's so on edge." Auntie Mira said. Macao and Wakaba warned her to not get too close cause they were worried about happy biting her. "I don't trust them one bit." Gray said.

"You know I think big sis is right. Don't worry, these guys just look like exceeds." Elfman said. Carla scolded Happy for taking off his helmet before looking at me. "Why did you have to help him? You should've told him to keep the helmet on." Carla complained. 

"That's not how I do things. Besides he wanted it off so I decided to help him." I said. Happy put his helmet back on before Happy and Carla were set on a table. Mom forced dad to sit down at one of the tables before getting close to him again. "Spill it cat wrangler. I wanna know where you were and what you were doing and you better hope I like your answers." Mom said. I looked at Wendy who was clearly scared of mom now. "I don't suppose I can get back to you on that one?" Dad said.