Translation: The Group Chat of the trio
Warnings: 2 censored swears cuz of V, a joke about N being gay if it's offensive, maybe tsundere Uzi and oblivious N
I was bored so yeah:> And you can call this a random conversation between them all
Yeah, Human AU cuz why not. The DD's don't got phones in canon
And part 2 is coming soon.
V - Venus Serdenal (Serial Designation)
N - Noah Golden Retrieverson
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Noah Golden Retrieverson added Uzi Doorman and Venus Serdenal to the chat
Noah Golden Retrieverson renamed the chat to ✨DA FROOTIE FIGHTERS✨
Uzi Doorman: Noah. The hell is this.
Noah Golden Retrieverson: I wanted to :(
Venus Serdenal is typing...
Venus Serdenal left the chat
Noah Golden Retrieverson added Venus Serdenal to the chat
Noah Golden Retrieverson: Sorry Vee.. No escaping
Venus Serdenal: f*ck it.
Noah Golden Retrieverson: Profanity!
Uzi Doorman: Shut it.
Noah Golden Retrieverson: Awww :(
The next day
Noah Golden Retrieverson: @ Uzi Doorman!! How was school? Me and Vee's was awesome!
Venus Serdenal: lies. it was boring as f*ck. when are the real challenges coming??
Uzi Doorman, replying to Noah Golden Retrieverson: Meh. Just more word problems on watermelons and doors.
Noah Golden Retrieverson: Awww.. Sorry for that, Uzi! Want me to hang out with you?
Uzi Doorman: No. Isnt the gc enough?
Noah Golden Retrieverson: Never!
Venus Serdenal: can you two be besties somewhere else
Uzi Doorman: You think Noah would?
Uzi Doorman: I didn't think so
Venus Serdenal: shut up.
Venus Serdenal: plus, dont act like you two don't be all lovey dovey behind my back. its disgusting
Noah Golden Retrieverson: I think it's cute! I love Uzi!
Venus Serdenal: see? golden boy admitted he has a crush on you 😏
Uzi Doorman: BITE ME! 👿 Don't destroy his innocence
Noah Golden Retrieverson: Uh.. Uzi? I know what a crush is, okay? Its okay:)
Venus Serdenal: oh look. doorman is silent
Uzi Doorman: I am not!
Venus Serdenal: also, i just noticed. What is up with the gc name. "da frootie fighters"
Uzi Doorman: I think Noah is gay
Venus Serdenal: nah. i'd like to headcannon Noah to be a simp for you. its nice entertainment to your suffering
Uzi Doorman: Bite me!
Venus Serdenal: so by any chance, would you like Noah to bite you?
Uzi Doorman: Shut the hell up Vee
Venus Serdenal: [insert maniac laughing cuz i cant laugh through a phone]
Uzi Doorman: Say.. Noah has been real quiet since the gc name "bring up"
Venus Serdenal: Anyway, when you and Noah get married, know that your last name will be a golden retrieverson one.
Uzi Doorman: Bite me! And don't add any puns! I don't like Noah!!
Noah Golden Retrieverson: Aw.. sorry Uzi :(
Uzi Doorman: Wait a dang second Noah. Not.. romantically, k? But as friends, its cool 👍
Noah Golden Retrieverson: Yay!
Venus Serdenal: golden boy resurrected from the dead
Uzi Doorman: Yep
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Sorry its short people. I don't got ideas right now and yeahhh.. This book ain't even a oneshot book anymore cuz of part 2's and long ones. I think. I dunno.
Also, what do ya guys think about the DD's names? Is it fine?
Also, while typing their names, I did not copy paste it. I did all m a n u a l l y. Except a few on N's.
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