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British Dingoes (I am aware Tessa is an Aussie)

Once upon a time, there was cabin fever labs. It was a calm laboratory or office space. Ever since the hummand died (alternative of John Hammond), the dingoes have gone crazy and LOOSEEEE. Then suddenly, 4 people have crashed into the pipes or whatever.

"OH JOLLY GOOD! WE'RE IN THE LABS!" Tessa said, hopping off N, and standing on her feet. "Time to steal some... STUFF!!!" She said, waving her hands around.

"Jolly good indeed Tessa!" N said cheerfully.

Then V spoke up. "Look! We could have a whole wine cell and cuppa oils with these dead bodies!! I love eating my own kinddddd!!!"

Then down in the hallways, the dingoes have sat up from their nap. Then Dan the Dingo has arranged his mustache and petted it with his claw, sipping from his daily cup of Dingo tea with his other hand. By the way, Dan the Dingo has a top hat and an monocle with a newspaper latched on his side.

"OI! Have ya heard somethin'?!" Dan the Dingo said.

The rest of the dingoes sprouted from their places and gathered around Dan the Dingo.

"NO SIR, NO!" Josh the Dingo said, doing a salute.

"GRAHAHHHH" Toothless the Dingo said while shaking his head.

Dan the Dingo nodded his head in thought.

"Alright-y then. Off you go to work! Or Alice and her pill baby will never let us to the other rooms again!" Dan the Dingo said, sipping from his cuppa tea.

Then Margerie the Dingo have ran to the main room.

"DAN!" She said, panting.

"Yes? What seems to be the problem, Margerie?" Dan the Dingo said, the rest of the Dingo squad staring at Margerie the Dingo.

"I have found something amazing!" She said and the whole herd has their curiousity piqued.

"What is it, woman?!" Josh the Dingo said, shaking Margerie the Dingo.

"GRAHAHAHHHHHH!!!" Toothless the Dingo nodded his head, staring at Margerie the Dingo condescendingly before she spoke.

"I have found more cuppa teas! And top hats! Newspapers! And food! They're in the building right now, being surgically tested on by Alice and Beau!" Margerie the Dingo said excitedly.

Then the dingoes have sat down, all sipping on cup of teas while reading the newspaper and small talk.

"So... What is on the press today, Reginald?" Diane the Dingo said.

"Hmm..." Reginald the Dingo looked up from the newspaper and thought about it before speaking. "Nothing much, Diane. Just speaking on how oil prices in the lower levels have gotten more pricey since the oil is depleting down there."

Margerie the Dingo scoffed. "Talk about being vegan! We're dinosaurs of the future! Why are we relying on oil from the bloody ground?!"

"GRAHAHHHH!!" Toothless the Dingo nodded, agreeing with Margerie.

Dan the Dingo looked at Margerie with a thoughtful look. "You're right Margerie. Perhaps we need to get off our arses and break those d@mn doors to find ourselves some supper."

"D@mn right!" Josh the Dingo said.

"Come along now! Get your pitchforks and leave the teas!" Reginald the Dingo said, standing up and the rest of the pack of Dingoes have followed.

Soon, when the doors flung open, the pack immediately gone out, off to find some supper. While "TESSA 👹" and N was talking in the cubical about the earth broken thing, Toothless the Dingo was searching high and low for s n a c c s until he found a hat which was N's. N fricking taller than the cubical tf?

Toothless the Dingo has now acquired yummis which is N. All of the N simps are now jealous. I may be an N simp but no, I'm not that shallow that I will bootloop biscuit boi to do things to him.

"GRAAAHHHH!" Toothless the Dingo spoke, summoning the other dingoes when suddenly, this Australian "GIRL 👹" has become Hiccup.

FLASH! Toothless did but the girl did not back down. That was strange.

Behind the cubicals, Reginald and the others were watching.

"Interesting... Why is that snack not fall down?" Reginald said to Dan quietly.

"Maybe it's that helmet that doesn't have eyes." Dan the Dingo said.

"I see..." Reginald the Dingo said.

Master? Is that you? Toothless the Dingo thought and approached the girl, slowly getting pats but the pats felt... Wrong. THIS IS NOT MASTER! WHAT AN OUTRAGE!

Then Toothless the Dingo has bitten the girl, making her bleed and my, my, what a new flavour!

"Ooh... Now that's gotta hurt." Margerie the Dingo said with a giggle.

"Too bad. I wanted to do that." Josh the Dingo said but everyone ignored him.

EW! NOT OIL! NOT OIL! Toothless the Dingo thought, spinning around.

Then when Toothless the Dingo fell down, the other dingoes on watch gasped, immediately going to attack the girl who made their beloved toothless or toothfull die!!

"YOU HELLSPAWN!" Reginald said but the words just came out as screeches to the girl.

Then boom. The doors opened, revealing the doors where V is about to "die" 🥰.

"Oh..." Margerie thought but the rest of her pack just went into the opened hallways.

When the pack has now gone, toothless the Dingo has now awoke with red eyes now. Cool.

I am going to kill everything... Anything... Toothless the Dingo thought, vengeance or revenge bubbling inside of him.

He ran over to the vent shaft where he appeared to fight V and jumped down, sensing his family behind the doors.

"TOOTHLESS! You're alive!" Margerie the Dingo said in relief and the rest cheered.

"GRAAAHHHHH!" Toothless said back to the doors to his family.

Then the dingo have now got to fight Uzi, V and Tessa and N.

Lookie here... The one who made me die but meh, I'll make it equal. Toothless screeched at the four but now 3 since V climbed up the wall now.

"Go get them, Toothless!" Reginald spoke to Toothless, the rest doing the same.

"Don't make your training a lost cause!" Josh reminded him.

"OI! SHUT IT!" Dan the Dingo scolded Josh the Dingo.

Toothless barfed up the beau hand (rest in peace beau) and began to shoot them but this hot drone with glasses got to Toothless, fighting him. They won't let their family down. Toothless won't let his family down and neither will V.

Then when the doors opened due to Doll, the rest of Toothless' pack has joined the fight.

"Hm... Not the same girl but she'll do..." Margerie the Dingo said, cornering V with the rest of her pack.

"Mhm. Right-o." Reginald said with an approving nod.

Then boom, the lazer has cut the elevator.

"Holy!- I thought that was going to hit me!" Josh said in shock.

"JOSH! Focus on your brother's acquired prey! We'll eat good because of this one!" Dan the Dingo scolded Josh.

"I knew it! Toothless is the favorite!" Josh retorted and when the elevator fell down, Josh made V escape, pushing her out of the way, letting her live with a few scratches.

"GRAAAHHHHH!" Toothless said, seeing V fly off to a safe spot.

"JOSHUA! WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL?!" Margerie shrieked at Josh.

"We were about to have a whole day's meal with that one!" Reginald scolded at Josh.

So yeah, V lived because Josh was jealous of his younger sibling, Toothless' prey and now, he's in punishment of no tea or newspapers for a week but they still had dead bodies of Alice and Beau so Josh was still very much jealous since someone else killed them.

The end. 1257 words