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J and Alcohol

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Once upon the time, there's the skibidi sigmas. Not sigma when you think about.
In the planet of copper 9, there's this specific bunker, where the new source of the AS lives, Uzi Doorman.
Then, there's J. She's angry. She's the new leader of the skibidi sigmas and she needs an army to take revenge. Her plan is simple. Go in the bunker and rip off Uzi's head. That would also kill Cyn too, but then again, there are the alive cores like Nori but let's ignore that for now.
J flew to the other bunkers, finding a sad boy named Alcohol. They became uninterested acquaintances.
"Oi, HoHo, we gonna kill the toaster, yeah?" J said, staring at Alcohol as they walked.
Alcohol nodded. "Yeah, we gonna wank that wanker."
J laughed like a maniac. "Aye, I approve. That gobshite won't know what hit em."
"Drank too much Guinness have we?" Alcohol spoke as they kept going to the bunker.
"Probably." J nodded.
Then when they came in, they magically broke the doors, and holy light shone upon J, giving her and Alcohol branded pens and stabbed Uzi with it
"YAYAYAYAYAYAYA!" Alcohol said but then... Someone kicked down the door. It's N. He became buff, only wearing shorts, revealing his flat chest but somehow still better than Uzi's. I'm sorry.
"My pookie wookie adorable vampire top woman... How dare you, skibidi sigmas."
Then N flew to J, wanking her, killing her. She's fine, don't worry. Plot armor.
Then when N looked at Alcohol, alcohol spoke.
"I'm going to give ye all da Guinness, vodka, yah?" He spoke in a too much Irish accent.
N nodded, putting Uzi's glitching body over his shoulder.
"Yah, that'd be great. I'm just going to bring my lass over to her bedroom so that she'll be grand. I'm gonna call our other mates to get drunk." N spoke and later, they drank and drank and drank, J is sad once more.