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BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO THIS IS 13+ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK
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Once upon a broken heart, there once was a ship that put to sea and the mind of writer was filled with Marisol's tea

BOOM

THERE WAS A BED

OH MY GOSH A BED

TOTTALY NO FORSHADOWING!!!

Suddenly, there was a Khan Doorman and he decided "I WANNA MAKE BABY" and so, he decided to be all "ICE ICE BABY" on a certain barefoot purple headed girl named Nori. NO NOT THE SEAWEED

Nori. Yknow. Nori 😏😏😏

So bro was like "yo, you lookin' kinda sexyyyy babygirl" in some bar in the bunker, draping his arm on the bar table while Nori was drinking shots of fake and copyrighted vodka with her BESTIE for life, YEVA! NO! NOT YEMA! YEVA!! Yknow. YEVA 😏😏😏😏😏

"Who are you." Nori narrowed her eyes at Khan while the 80's music played in the background and some random writer looked at Yeva and decided to write a oneshot about her and some human 💀

"IM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, ME DAHLIN'", Khan declared proudly in his very Irish accent and ripped off his shirt, revealing a fire tattoo with the name Nori on it with the seaweed design.

Suddenly, Nori's eyes widened and sparkles filled her eyes.

"WOAH MARRY ME"

Suddenly, Khan became buff and decided to ask her name. "What's your name."

"SEAWEED"

Khan gasped and did a t pose, summoning a branded pen of the 80's and attached it to his crotch. "WOW THATS AMAZING!"

"It's so vintage!!" Nori yelled as she stared at Khan securing the branded pen with the wrench he gave to his totally not existing future daughter.

"I know! Came up with it just now! Worked my whole life for this moment!" He declared proudly and Nori found herself swooning and fell into his arms.

Then Khan grinned until his face hurt and princess carried nori and his muscles flexed and jumped into the sky like aladdin.

Then in da bed, totally not forshadowing, Khan sat in bed while aggressively making out with nori- I mean seaweed. Seaweed was now topping Khan and she breathed all so horny looking at his branded pen in his crotch.

"I like the ballers you have." Purred Seaweed.

OH MY GOSH! I SAID BALLERS! OOOHHH sappypotato!!!! VINEBOOM X1000!!!!

Khan meowed and purred like a damn kitten, raising his hand up and licked his hand.

What am I doing with life. What about you guys?

After cigarretting and Seaweed forcing her robot body to have a hole cuz unfortunately for her, there's no hole in drones so she basically injured herself in making the branded pen made a damn hole. That's wild guys, am I right?

AFTER THE WEIRD ASS SEX, THE BABY MAKING FOUNDATION FOR DRONES FACOTRY HAD A MALFUNCTION SINCE YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PREGNANT LIKE THAT SO BOOM! THEIR SYSTEM MADE A PILL BABY NAMED UZI AND SENT IT OFF TO THE KHAN AND SEAWEED HOUSE CUZ THEY GOT MARRIED AFTER ONE ROUND

QUEENS DONT CRY UWU WHAT RHE SKIBIDI RIZZ OHIO SIGMA!!!!

Unfortunately, when the factory shot Uzi out of a cannon and crashed into the house, her system got damaged even more! Not only did her original code died because of the solver and the very original and "you're not supposed to make a baby like that" way she was made, SHE HIT HER HEAD SO HER EDGY LEVELS TURNED UP WHILE SHOOTING ACROSS THE BUNKER SKY AND INTO HER PARENT'S HOUSE!!

JUST LIKE UZI SAID!

✨🎶🎵✨Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting shtaurs?✨🎶🎵✨

THE LORE IS SO CRAZY GUYS!!

However, because of the abnormal injury Nori has between her legs, she blamed her husband for being HORNY!! So she wants a DIVORCE!

*WEEÉEEEEEE PSHHHHH*

A middle sound was heard before a crash.

When Nori saw a pill baby with the QUEENS DONT CRY face, she got angry, took one photo of her kid with Khan, and ESCAPED! SHE WAS AMGRY! SHE DIDNT WANT A KID!

FAST FORWARD A FEW YEARS LATER!

Uzi can MEW LIKE WOAH THATS SO CRAZY GUYS!!!

And she has a boyfriend named enn.

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

"Yo, enn, wanna be my good boy?" Uzi purred in enn's ear receptors or smth over the couch and enn was like mommy? In his head so his horny levels broke and immediately pinned Uzi to the couch with X eyes.

THEN SUDDENLY, ENN NEEDED THE CHARISMA TO MAKE UZI HORNY CUZ LIKE- HE CANT SENSE THE HORNY NESS!

So his inner boyfwiendness searched up Pinterest in his head and downloaded smut prompts and decided to copy it with the most cheeky grin known to man.

"I thought you'd never ask, Uzi..." N murmurmed as he planted hot open mouthed kisses all over Uzi's mouth and face, his X eye glitching back to normal. "Mm.. I'm gonna show you how much I love you..."

He slowly trailed his hands up and down her body, teasingly tugging on her hoodie, making Uzi's brain short circuit.

"N!-" Uzi yelled but it came out as a whine. Desperately, even.

"Yes?" He pulled back from licking her neck, looking down at her with concern in his eyes. "Is it fine we still do this?"

"I mean- Yeah, but-" But N shut her up with a kiss.

"Just for tonight. We don't have to go all the way. I'm yours, Uzi, and you know it. Just tell me the word."

Uzi practically melted as N whispered those words between soft kisses. Though she could still sense his... Need.

When Uzi kissed back, her whole thought process narrowed down to her best friend and a hot boyfriend at the same time.

When she played with his belt buckle, she heard N whimper slightly. "Uzi..." He breathed. "Yes, N?" Uzi parted the kiss, a little teasing smile on her face.

"Touch me like you mean it."

That set the whole thing straight for Uzi and N flipped them over so his girlfriend would be on top.

"Don't worry... I promise I'll be gentle..." Uzi grinned mischievously as she straddled N who seemed to be out of thought as yellow stained his visor.

"Aw, what's the problem? You don't like me being all bossy, huh?", Uzi teased but she knew she wouldn't make N suffer. Though he already is.

"N-NO!" N cried out but his girl smirked and stood from the couch, making him question if he did something wrong so he sat up, his brows furrowing together. "Is there something wrong?"

"Oh.. no. Nothing wrong. Just a little surprise underneath." Uzi smirked and toyed with the thingy that zips up her hoodie as she stood in front of N.

N was about to say something until his eyes hollowed, blinked once in shock, gulped HARD visor stained with blush, jaw dropped and even his tail dropped on the floor with an audible thud.

Uzi was in a black one piece lingerie as she threw her hoodie on the floor.

"Like what you see, pretty boy?"