°•Murder Drones Oneshotz•°

Ruffering <3

GORE & TORTURE :3

(That was a TW btw. Leave while you still can. I don't know if this is allowed on Wattpad help-)

I'm not kidding. It's actually violent, idk. ALSO IM ALIVE HUZZAH

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° Its POV °

It's my pookie wookie's birthday!!! YAY!!! I'm gonna give him so many birthday gifts and kisses and cuddles and naughty photos!!!!!

Darren is so going to enjoy today.

I giggled to myself as I fixed my hair, opened my vanity closet gifted by Lizzy before she fricking dumped me! She doesn't deserve my attention. I'm better than her and she knows it. Everyone does.

I hummed, grabbed my brush, staring deep into my baby blues at the mirror, but when I placed my palm where my brush was, I felt nothing. What the hell? I looked down to see a rat grabbing it with it's rotten teeth!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

My high pitched scream rang through my bedroom, I bet I could break a vase with it. Thank robo-gods I didn't have any vases worth breaking. Eheh~

Anyways, I jumped on my bed, crying.

"SOMEONE! PLEASE! SAVE ME!" I cried out but the rat laughed like a weirdo and climbed into a hole in the wall, squirming it's squiggly little limbs in! Ewww!!

After that, I sprinted out my room and knocked on Darren's door and he opened the door in a business suit, looking serious as hell and that.. was kinda hot>:33

I clung to his chest, smirking up to him mischievously and circling his sternum (A/N: The middle of the chest), naughtily.

"Hey babe. So... Happy birthday and do you want me to scream your name later?" I purred seductively and he calmly pushed my head away. I pouted.

"UGH! DARREN!" I complained.

He cleared his throat. And gestured for me to follow him but I thought. Ah. Maybe we are going on a date!

As I walked down the hall, the whole colony was a ghost town, not a single drone in sight, only the howl of the wind and me and Darren's footsteps. Ugh. I was wearing heels too.

He opened the door like a gentleman, and I gladly stepped in only to be met with the floor since I fell into a dark stadium? I stood up, and called his name, worried.

"Darren? Babe?" I called out but there was the lights. I see the lights. THE LIGHT- IT'S SO BRIGHT, DAMN IT-

Everyone was there, it was a whole stadium, people sitting and cheering on their seats and there was Darren on the balcony level where there is a microphone stand, and there was N, looking hot in a dapper suit, the purple thing, and the other hot disassembly drone with short hair. She must've thought how cute my short hair looked that she copied me! How dare she!