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Daily Dose of Existential Crisis (Enn)

Da enn pov.

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I am da failure.

I did not protecc da friends

My hooman friend use da lie on me

I da pathetic

I believe the hooman

Turns out, she is not a hooman no longer

She is da enemy

I do not like da enemy

Da enemy bad

Da enemy no.1 make da friend no.1 become lunch for da enemy no.1

Now, da creators of I like da bad things for me so they make da friend no.2 fall into a hole

I da depress

Enemy no.3 is not killed by friend no.2 so enemy no.3 must be my friend no.3

Frenemy no.1 do not like me

She call me da liability

What is da liability

She bully me

I do not like da bully

Da bully bad yet frenemy no.1 is da only one I have left

So I am forced to like da frenemy no.1

I want to be da angy but I must control da angy-ness because I am da comedic relief

Being da comedic relief tiring

I always must be da happy

Never the sad so da not happy will be da happy because of me

Will da creators of I make me big boi?

Maybe given da trailers

Why da friend no.2 fall into da hole?

Why not into my arms?

No fair

I fallen into her heart now I am left with da nothing

But it's not really da nothing

Why?

Because I have da many many enn simps calling me daddy

Why call me da daddy when I have no baby?

Or is it because da enn simps want to share my non existent baby?

It is questionable

Why da creators of I make me da hot according to da many many enn simps?

I only da hot when I do da overheat

Why call me da hot when I live in da frozen planet?

It frozen so it cold

I thought da cold make da hot no longer be da hot?

Define da meaning of hot

From what the enn brain understand, I am a Tumblr sexy man

What is a Tumblr?

And what is da sexy man?

Define sexy man

From what I understand, I have physically attractive

What is da attractive of da enn?

I am only da tall and da strong

What is da attractive in being tall and strong?

I have no male hooman body part, why do da horny people make me have one?

I am no hooman

I am a drone

Why da creators of I call me drone?

I do not buzz nor do I have propellor

Define horny

What is da horny?

I find no horns on da so called horny people

Why do friend no.1 no like da enn?

I thought I da Tumblr sexy man?

I thought da people like da sexy man?

I like friend no.1 but she no like me back

I fall into her arms but she don't catch me

Unlike friend no.2

She da one who catch da enn

Why does da enn have friend that is girl and 000.1% is da boy like me?

Is that what you call da Tumblr sexy man?

Da person who only know girl entire life?

Am I da Twink?

What is da Twink?

Is it da hooman food?

Or is it something that you call da enn being da gay?

Then I am da certified Twink

Moral of da story: Be da Twink and everyone love you except for frenemy no.1