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A Kooky Christmas (3-month late Christmas Special)

MERRY CHRISTMAS
Very late. I know. Shhh pretend it's still Christmas

Human AU (maybe connected to Corporate Roommates but it's not canon to that book)
Has slight NxUzi and JxV but it's very, very vague

If it's written by Kaizabird, you know there's gonna be really weird things<3

Enjoy, cringe, cry, die, you get the gist 👍👍👍
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"We need a proper plan. Your little sister never got the chance to have a proper Christmas with your foster parents and the orphanage and your work along with Tessa so this year, we're going to give it to her. Understand?" Uzi said firmly, holding a ruler and pointing it at a large whiteboard with a ton of scribbles of a makeshift plan.

Noah, her best friend, watched from sitting on Uzi's purple bedsheets in her room and nodded, his almost white hair bouncing slightly.

"Aye, aye, captain." He said with a winner smile, saluting, golden brown eyes shining with excitement.

"Good." Uzi giggled mischievously, rubbing her dusky tan hands with black fingerless gloves together, her dark blue eyes squinting with her black eyeliner.

"Well, how do you suggest we do that?" Vee, Uzi's other friend, was bored, sitting on a black swivel chair beside the bed, her knee pits on the arm rests, legs crossed, one of her white sneakers dangling off her socked foot.

"That's why I'm asking you." The shorter girl with black hair narrowed her eyes at the one with a silver bobcut which is Vee.

Vee rolled her eyes. "You don't have to be so aggressive about it."

"How about a simple Christmas dinner?" Noah chimed in. "Cyn always loved the idea of roasted turkey and food on a cold winter night."

"That's Thanksgiving, dumba--" Vee was then cut off with Uzi walking towards Noah, throwing the ruler at little miss Bobcut.

"Shut up." Uzi said to Vee who exclaimed with an OW! after the ruler shot her square in the forehead.

"We don't need Thanksgiving food, you sweet summer child, but maybe some more Christmassy food instead. And presents." Uzi shrugged, an unreadable expression on her face. Though her brows were raised and a pout. Like the Nimona expressions. "Maybe a fake Santa Claus." She added.

"And a Christmas tree." Noah grinned, his hand fidgeting with the hem of his brown reindeer Christmas sweater.

The black-haired one nodded and sat on another chair in front of the whiteboard.

"And my dad won't come home tomorrow night so I think I'm good with staying out late and stuff." She shrugged.

"But who's going to cook?" Vee asked, playing with the drawstring of her grey hoodie, not even looking at them both.

Uzi's brain short-circuited with that part but after a few seconds of silence, and of Noah thinking of a solution, he spoke.

"I think I can. Plus, I'd love to have Tessa come over."

Tessa is his older sister figure when he and Cyn, his biological little sister, were being fostered in the Elliott household along with Tessa. Not a good time for the three of them but they made it out when Tessa was old enough to move out with Noah and Cyn along with her.

"I mean, yeah, that works too." Vee muttered. See, she wasn't the type to celebrate Christmas but oh well, she's being dragged along with this.

And maybe Jay won't like to come along either if Noah and Uzi starts to invite them because of course, she likes to spend Christmas with branded pens and depression.