°•Murder Drones Oneshotz•°

I DA GAE ✨ (Funny N x/+ Thad)

I do not know either. Thought of this at midnight.

Die, you get the gist 👍
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thad Thaddo Thadson Thadderino Thadmoncumis Thaddy Thadman Thanderman Thadorito Thadderson the Hundreth and One POV

"N... N n' Ms. I da gae for you

I bite my lip on accident and I cry to myself because you are such a twink but alas, you could never be da gae for me.

I am not worthy of your love because it is certain that you don't love me back.

Your eyes light up an entire room instantly. Including my mood, you instantly make me feel infinitely better when you just speak or even look at me.

How could I, a jock that claims to be straight, and a measly worker drone, ever get the attention for a handsome and cheery as f*ck disassembly drone? I bet you're even hotter when you decide to go on murder rampages."

Thad says whole-heartedly and in a fake poetic 'accent' in the mic to the whole auditorium, putting a fist over his core.

However, Lizzy snickers and it was very audible in the quiet and spacious auditorium filled with worker drones.

This day was Confess Your Love Day. A day where worker drones get to speak out their love and/or obsession for a particular being. Including doors!! Look how this day worked out for Khan!!

Thad rolled his eyes at Lizzy before speaking again to the mic.

"Oh N...

You're a glorious being.

Even when you claim to be a monster, I think otherwise. Everyone thinks otherwise because you're absolutely amazing and breathtaking.

I don't know what have we done -what have I done- to deserve your presence in our lives?

Whoever thinks sh*t about N, get out the door this instant and cry about it because nobody else will comfort you and we are against you with pitchforks, ready to pounce on you as we hack into your location and break down your door to do so.

I do not mean any harm to Mr. Doorman's dear, dear doors but still. I don't care. N is everything.

N, the way you're so caring and protective of your friends, it is extremely admirable.

I had to take extra English classes to form coherent words in this speech that I hope rests deeply into your heart.

N, my dear N, I wish I could just tell you that you're meant to be mine and in my arms but I cannot. I was told that whoever really knows how to love also knows how to let go. I am both afraid and proud to be considered into that category in the hopeless romantics.

Why are you so captivating to others while some literally loathe you with every fibre of their being? I don't understand. You're almost built to perfection.

You're every girl's dream guy minus the killings unless that is their type. A very uh.. unhealthy type at that. That includes da gaes like me."

Rebecca was cheering like the annoying ass pick me she is but Thad ignored her and middle fingered her.

"F*ck off Rebecca. He ain't your man. Ahem- anyways,

Is it the way you talk? The way you move? The way you look at me? I don't understand my own feelings but all I know is that I.. love you.

I really do, N...

I also wonder how it would feel to have you on top of me. I wonder if you'd be a great top. Oh wait... I also want to know if you'd be begging for more if I was top..."

Thad said, his eyes looking like he's thinking about it. The audience looked at him as if he is weird. Then Thad snapped back to reality and continued his speech.

"It's almost surprising to how I, a person who has thought he'd never find love, eventually found solace in you and yet, here I am, proclaiming my love to Serial Designation N.

I was honestly never the type to... Do this but yeah, here I am.

Anyways, uh, that's it for my... Confession Day Speech. Thank you everyone."

Thad bowed to the audience in the auditorium who was giving out confused looks and akward cheers. He walked out to the back of the auditorium to cry himself to sleep into his room.

At the back rows of the auditorium sat N on one of the chairs beside Uzi, crying his visor out in sheer emotion. Uzi sighed in an 'are you serious' way and patted N's back comfortingly.

"Buddy, you good? Cause it looks like you're not with what you just heard..." Uzi akwardly asked N who was still bawling.

"I-its... It's just... I.. he. WAHHHH!!!!" N sputtered before his digital tears just blurted out from his eyes.

Uzi raised an eyebrow and just touched his core from his coat. It was... Also bawling in a way to how it was in sync with N's sobs.

"It's just so true! And... Real! I never had that before!" N said, trying to calm himself down and Uzi just cupped his face, staring into his eyes.

"N. Calm down. It's just a speech." Uzi said firmly before setting her hands down when N calmed down.

"I know Uzi it's just... Very nice of Thad, you know?" N shrugged a bit.

Uzi looked at him in utter confusion and disbelief.

"Thad just confessed his love to you in public. How is that just 'nice'?" She narrowed her eyes at him.

"That's all I can say, really. I love him too." N calmly admitted.

"Love? In friendship love or..?" Uzi dragged on the 'or'.

"In friendship of course!" N wagged his tail, an innocent and dorky grin on his face.

Uzi mentally face palmed.

Thad is crying in his room.

"I-its just not fair! I found love and he doesn't love me back!" Thad bawled into his pillow and Lizzy just patted his back while holding her phone that showed the live security footage of N and Uzi's conversation.

Lizzy asked Doll to mess with the security system so Thad could stop pestering her to mess with security.

"It's fine. You'll find other love to satisfy your gay needs." Lizzy calmly replied in contrast to Thad's heartbroken wails.

"IT'S NOT THE SAME!!" Thad shrieked at Lizzy.