Hello my dear Rat Army:)
I'm not dead, WOOHOO! Or am I? Just finished my exam week today or earlier, whatever you prefer.
I apologize for the ghosting of I 😔✊
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It's N's birthday today, according to his system files when I was freeing him and V from being digitally lobotomized a few months back.
Actually, this is his worker form's birthday, making him 22 years old. Not his disassembly form which would make him only 19 years then.
He's out with the elementary school dronelings, probably playing with them or whatever. It's cute of him.
"O-of course N is.. cute." My annoying tail popped out, taking a look at me while I was sitting on my bed, writing down birthday surprise ideas in my notebook. Only thing is that I'm crossing out everything I thought of.
I groaned and shoved Cyn out of my face and ripped out the piece of paper, crumpled it and threw it at her.
"Ow." The tail said, unemotional.
"What else does N like anyway?" I reluctantly asked Cyn and she moved her new head over to the side of my face.
"Hm." She started, tilting her head to one side. "Dress up!" Cyn said a bit more chirpier like her brother. I swear I can hear her smiling.
I scoffed and rolled my eyes, crossing my arms. "And?" I opened my palms up, silently asking for more.
"Gol... Den. Retrievers." Cyn blurted out and I nodded.
"I know that. What else?" I asked again, growing impatient.
"You're... his.. girlfriend. Are you.. not?" No matter how unemotional Cyn is, I can feel the passive aggressive tone in her words.
"Of course I'm his girlfriend!" I retorted, blushing. "Bite me!"
"Tell. Him to... Bite you." Cyn laughed choppily.
I laughed sarcastically before giving her a dead serious look into her innocently evil soul.
"You know you want him to." Cyn said. "Don't- worry... I won't disturb you and... Big brother."
"OH SHUT UP!" I yelled and took my solver in my hands before ripping Cyn off to shut her up.
Silence at last.
Cyn's right though. I'm supposed to know what N wants for his birthday and yet I'm asking the demon itself for ideas. Pathetic. I scoffed at myself before lying back down on my bed, staring up at the ceiling of my room, seeing way too many of N's drawings.
There's his oldest one, the infamous "thanks for being my friend" one, stickmen of us holding hands with a heart in the middle one, and more newer ones after Cyn decided to play with her food, manga style drawings.
He's way too sweet. N is learning how to draw just for me.
"Y-you know." Cyn's voice spoke again and I groaned, shutting my eyes with my wrists over my eyes. "Just do what makes big brother happy. He is easily pleased anyway."
"That's the problem, Cyn!" I cried out. "I don't want N to be easily pleased or... Something. I want him to be genuinely happy!"
"But he is always happy?" Cyn questioned. This girl...
"That's not the point!" I yelled at her.
"Brain blast!" Cyn exclaimed. "Tell him you love him."
"What? That's ridiculous. Why would I-" I didn't finish that sentence. We never said those words to eachother before so maybe this is a game changer.
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