Uhhh PG 13 I think but once upon a merry Christmas, Uzi horny and N was horny. N was dancing Gangnam style, shaking his ass and whipping his tail SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND in front of Uzi to hype her up and Uzi licked her lips like "OOHH MAMA TIME FOR FOOD" then suddenly, magical JC JENSON pens flew down from the roof of the bunker with holy light and the plot made N wear alladin outfit and Uzi in Jasmine outfit so N sucked his cheeks in, mewing and stepped one foot on the YAYAYAYAYAYADWDTEAYDWH pen carpet and held his hand out to Uzi, giving the Prince Naveen look and Uzi was like "OH MY SAVIOUR!" And swooned, falling into N's arms and N said, "PENS GO FLY INTO CHINA, GREECE, *mentions other places where the whole new world happened*!!!" And boom, the pens became buff and moved in a circular motion, vibrating and turning RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND before the holy light was like "let's get these doods" so they contacted Khan Doors and the doors picked up the phone saying "MDMDJDJDNFNFNDNDNNSJAKWOWOWOROEOWOWOWOOWAWOOOOOO ALOHA ALPHA SIGMA SKIBIDI OHIO RIZZLER" before the doors slammed on the pens, making the pens scatter and break, J ascending from the dead and was like "IM MICHAEL AFTON BUT T POSING" and levitated to Uzi and N making out in mid air without wings so J slapped them both with the Ultra Super Mega Giant Perfect-for-masturbating JC JENSON Branded Pen, making the Uzi and N levitate with the "HAAAALELUJAHHHH" music before they did the bang bang bang, N has a 20 inch dick and made Uzi whine in a preppy way like "UwU, please, b-breed me master~~" with the signature Rolled eyes up, mouth in a weird way, tongue sticking out and hips bucking like SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND then suddenly, Uzi was like "IM GONNA C-CUM!!!~~~ ZADDY NANNY DADDY UWU PLEASE!!!~~~~" until N mewed and nodded and petted Uzi's hair in a polite way before roaring like a lion king, their pores opening and their cum coming out of the pores. Look. They're white now. What? They are. Cum is. UNLESS... N has nanite acid cum.
The end, stay cool, UwU
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