'Just Friends'

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A few hours and several stops later they arrived at Eliza's house. The women were pulled into hugs before they brought their stuff upstairs. "I'm so excited! My daughter's bachelorette party...then the wedding." Eliza cooed as she hugged Lena and Kara again. "We can't wait either Eliza!" Lena cooed. They separated and took their seats at the table for dinner. Eliza had made a whole meal for them including different meats and sides. It was like a mini holiday in the house, it made everyone feel instantly warm and fuzzy inside.

After dinner everyone headed upstairs to get into some comfortable clothes before returning to the living room for a movie. "Should we tell everyone?" Kara asked as they got dressed. "Do you want to?" Lena asked. "I think we should. I mean...it'll explain how our kids look like both of us." Kara replied. Lena sighed as she sat on the bed. "I guess we should huh..." Lena replied. "Yep." Kara replied. "God I hate when you're right." Lena groaned.

They quickly arrived in the living room and cleared their throats. "We have something to tell you before we watch the movie." Kara stated. "Ok...what is it?" Eliza asked standing up. "Mom...you may want to sit back down...actually everyone should sit down for this." Kara replied. Lena and Kara shared a look before they too sat down. "So before we got engaged...Kara and I had a long conversation about children and how we'd have one." Lena began. "That's when I told her about this substance that could help with that." Kara replied. "So we took a trip to the fortress and got it. After running multiple tests on it to make sure it was still viable..." Lena trailed off.

"Lena found out that it was safe to take. So one day at work we were having lunch and Lena mentioned that now that we were engaged...it would be a good time to take it...so give it time to work." Kara chimed in. "What was it?" Sam asked. "A orange liquid. Kara swallowed it..." Lena replied. "And? What happened? It obviously wasn't harmful since she's alive." Alex stated. "Just tell us girls. Whatever it is we won't be mad." Eliza stated.

Again Lena and Kara shared a look. "In the office took the vial into the bathroom and drank it and prepared myself. However I yelled out as things happened causing Lena to run in only to see...." Kara paused. "That it worked. Kara grew a penis! That's what the vial was for. It was a formula for kryptonian women so they could grow a penis. It was sent with Kara when she came to Earth." Lena deadpanned. The whole room went silent.

"You...grew....a...penis...." Alex stammered. "Yep." Kara replied. "But? What about your lady bits?" Sam asked. "Gone. It's all penis and accessories down there." Kara replied. "So...your children will look like both of you...no donor needed?" Eliza asked.  "Yes." Lena replied. "Oh...well...that is odd but I'm not mad about it. Actually I think it's wonderful!" Eliza replied. "You do?" Kara and Lena asked together.

"Of course! Is there more of it? I'm sure it could be classified a medical breakthrough!" Eliza stated. "No there's no more left. Kara's drank the whole thing." Lena replied. "And the stuff Lena tested has been destroyed, so it won't fall into the wrong hands." Kara added. "Well..that makes sense. So that's the big secret you wouldn't tell us about the other night?" Sam asked. "Yea..." Kara replied. "My sister has a penis....mom's ok with it...no donor nieces and nephews...huh..." Alex said scratching her head. "Well..I'll still get powers from the pregnancy. It happens when a kryptionan impregnates a human. So we still have that to look forward to." Lena added. "Huh...movie time?" Eliza asked. "Yes! Movie time!" Everyone chimed in.

After the shock wore off everyone settled down and accepted the fact that Kara had a penis and Lena would have powers one day.