TAYVIS ONE SHOTS

Last Kiss

A/N OBIE TRICE REAL NAME NO GIMMICKS RA TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE ROUND THE OUTSIDE TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE ROUND THE OUTSIDE WOO (OOH OOH) GUESS WHOS BACK BACK AGAIN SHADYS BACK TELL A FRIEND GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK (NA NA NA NA)

THIS A/N IS GOING TO BE VERY LONG CAUSE I NEED TO SHARE THE DETAILS OF MY EXPERIENCE ON THE SCHOOL TRIP

SORRY TO THE DISCORD GIRLIES WHO'VE ALREADY SEEN SOME OF IT BUT I WILL SHARE MORE RANDOM SHIT THAT HAPPENED 

SO WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BRING OUR PHONES CAUSE THEY LIED TO US AND SAID THERE WAS NO WIFI BUT OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE BROUGHT THEM CAUSE THEY AREN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO CONFISCATE 200 PHONES

AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS THAT CAME WAS GAY RIGHT BUT NOT OPENLY GAY SO LIKE I KNEW HE WAS CAUSE I FOUND HIS FACEBOOK AGES AGO BUT NOT EVERYONE DID 

ANYWAYS THIS GIRL IM GOING TO CALL AIMEE WHO BROUGHT A KARAOKE MACHINE WITH HER FOUND A VIDEO OF HIM AND HIS HUSBAND AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SHOW HIM IT BUT SHE GOT ASKED TO HAND HER PHONE IN BY ONE OF MY FATTIE GEOGRAPHY TEACHERS WHO IS CALLED MISS MCDONALDS 

SHE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T WANT TO SO STARTED SHOUTING AT THE TEACHERS AND WE ALL GOT REMOVED FROM THE ROOM LAUGHING OUR HEADS OFF AND GETTING TOLD OFF

THERE WERE TWO INSTRUCTORS WHO ONE OF THEM WAS ON CRACK AND THE OTHER LOOKED LIKE LORD FARQUAD 

AND LATER ON MY BSF THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO DO A TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE WHERE WE LISTENED TO WEIRD AUDIOS AND TRIED NOT TO LAUGH WITH WATER IN OUR MOUTHS AND WE DID IT AND ALL BURST OUT LAUGHING AND SQUIRTED WATER EVERYWHERE CAUSE OF THIS ONE AUDIO I WON'T GO INTO BUT SAID THE WORD DADDY A LOT

AND THE TEACHERS CAME IN AND ASKED FOR OUR PHONES AND ME HER AND THIS OTHER GIRL HANDED THEM IN BUT THIS OTHER GIRL WHO IM GOING TO CALL CASSIE "COULDN'T FIND HER PHONE" SO WE ALL HAD TO GO "LOOK FOR IT" INCLUDING THE TEACHERS

AND THE INSTRUCTORS CAME IN AND TOLD US WE WERE ALL NOT ACTING OUR AGE AND I WAS ABT TO SING ALL AMERICAN BITCH BUT I THOUGHT THEY WOULD GET A LITTLE BIT MAD AT ME

SO CASSIE STARTED FREAKING TF OUT AT THEM AND SAYING "OH HOW FUNNY I FUCKING HATE YOU" AND A TON OF OTHER STUFF AND WE ALL WENT OUT 

AND WE ALL GOT SENT TO BED EARLY :(

BUT WE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T SLEEP

WE DID KARAOKE

AND THEN THE INSTRUCTORS HEARD SO WENT TO GO GET MY OLD RE TEACHER 

SO WE HID THE MACHINE AND SLAMMED OUR HEADS ON OUR PILLOWS 

AND MY RE TEACHER BURST THROUGH THE DOOR AND WENT "YOU COWARDS"

WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR HEADS ON THE PILLOW YOU COWARDS?

LIKE TO SLEEP DUH

AND SHE ASKED WHY THE LIGHT WAS ON AND I STARTED FAKE CRYING AND PRETENDING TO BE SCARED OF THE DARK WHEN REALLY I CANT SLEEP UNLESS IM IN COMPLETE DARKNESS

AND WE PRETENDED THE TOILET LIGHT WAS ON BECAUSE THIS GIRL HAD DIORRHEA 

AND WE ALSO DID SMTH IN SOMEWHERE WE CALLED MACCA PACCA'S ANAL CREVICE FOR SOME REASON

AND I ALSO GOT TOUCHED FROM BEHIND IN A DARK BUS BY THIS WEIRD KID CAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS ONE OF HIS FRIENDS AND NOW IM TRAUMATISED FOR LIFE 

AND I HAD TO CLIMB UP A MOUNTAIN AND IT WAS SO WINDY I GOT BLOWN OVER AND STARTED ROLLING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN