♥1234: Lol :3
Pittoo: ...Not funny. I almost died!
Pit: That was after you saved me and just jumped off the cliff stupidly... right?
Pittoo: *nods slowly*
Viridi: Like this? *kicks him off a cliff*
Pittoo: *screams like a girl*
Thanatos: I've never heard you scream so loud! Get the camera!
Phosphera: Here! *starts taping*
Viridi: I'll get him! *gives power of flight to Pittoo*
Pittoo: Remind me to never go near cliffs please?
Palutena: Okay!
Hades: Phosphera! Send it to youtube!
Phosphera: Gotcha!
Pittoo: What?!
Medusa: SENT! *presses 'upload' button*
Pittoo: UGH!
Hades: Hades o-
Pit: Pit out!
Hades: Hey! Pitty Pat!
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