Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!

@2DarknessQueens

2DarknessQueens: I dare Dark Pit to play LOZ OOT dressed up as Dark Link and listen to The Song of Storms Dubstep 10 Hour version. You can't refuse. MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pittoo: ...

Author: YAY PITTOOEY GETS TO PLAY MY THIRD FAVOURITE GAME!

Pit: what's your second favourite?

Author: SSB

Pit: and your first is KIU?

Author: you know it.

Phosphera: I made a Dark Link costume for you! And we've bought some contemporary grey hairspray! A dark ocarina, a dark master sword-

Author: but your eyes are practically perfect because Dark Link has red eyes. Pittoo don't worry your much better than Dark Link. He is too dark and scary for my liking.

Phosphera: IN YOU GO! *pushes him into change room with costume*

*insert spongebob narrator*
A FEW MOMENTS LATER...

Pittoo: *comes out* this is uncomfortable. How does he even wear this?!

Palutena: y'know you don't look half bad.

Pittoo: I look terrible. The hat's oversized and the tunic looks like a dress. I don't like it.

Author: Mmhm

Phosphera: *sprays his hair*

Pittoo: I look ugly.

Author: say that to Links face!

Pit: Can you even play ocarina?

Pittoo: nope

Author: I can! (In real life I actually can) I've got the song! It's awesome! I can't LOVE DUPSTEP!

Viridi: here's the game!

Pittoo: okay...?

A FEW HOURS LATER...

Pittoo: oh my freaking Viridi I did it. I FINALLY FINISHED NOW I CAN GET OUT IF THIS STUPID THING AND TURN BACK TO DARK PIT?! And get back to buisness with Author. She gave me a job to do because she's too lazy

Author: 0:3

Viridi: here are your clothes, Author washed them because she thought that they were dirty-

Pittoo: what?

Viridi: and actually, before you get dressed, take a shower then get yourself dried and get dressed.

Pittoo: you are not my mother but whatever.

Author: *on phone*Oh and yeah he called you ugly... He also doesn't like your hat or the tunic... yeah you better not get Zelda to rouse on me otherwise Imma gonna give you big time got that...? Kay... Kay bye!