RealMelodyHope: I dare Palutena or Viridi to turn Pit into a cat. (Wouldn't it also turn Pittoo into a cat too?)
Pit: Goddammit....
Pittoo: Good luck Pit.
Palutena: *Turns Pit into a cat*
Pit: Mrow? Meow!!!!! (A-A cat!? A white fluffy cat?!)
♥1234: okay Pit you are now a white main coon cat! (My fave cat species)
Pit: Mrow? (I'm a what?)
Viridi: The spell should wear off in a few days.
Pit: MEOW?! (WHAT?! I'LL BE A CAT FOR THAT LONG?!)
♥1234: Come here you! *picks up Pit and pats him*
Pit: *purrs*(uh... why does that feel good and relaxing?)
Pittoo: Well glad I'm not one of those...
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