@IrishHetalian

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IrishHetalian: Pit, Dark Pit, what's it like being basically polar opposites? From my experiences, it's both a blessing yet a curse at the same time.

Pit

It's a total blessing! I get a brother! YAY! But it's also a curse since HE is apparently more popular than me. And I hear a rumour that more people ship Author x Dark Pit hm...? Now what's all that about hm...?

Pittoo

Curse and blessing. Curse because Pit is an annoying brighter side of me. Blessing because he's a wimp and I'm a man.

PART NINETY ALREADY. Should I do valentines special?

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