IrishHetalian: Pit, Dark Pit, what's it like being basically polar opposites? From my experiences, it's both a blessing yet a curse at the same time.
Pit
It's a total blessing! I get a brother! YAY! But it's also a curse since HE is apparently more popular than me. And I hear a rumour that more people ship Author x Dark Pit hm...? Now what's all that about hm...?
Pittoo
Curse and blessing. Curse because Pit is an annoying brighter side of me. Blessing because he's a wimp and I'm a man.
PART NINETY ALREADY. Should I do valentines special?
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Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!
RandomAsk! Dare! Jokes! YAY! STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE US SOME DARES!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE KI:U CREW HERE READY FOR SOME ADVENTURE!!!!!!!! INCLUDING MOÍ AUTHOR-CHAN!!!!! JUST STAHP READIN DIS STUPID THING AND GO AHEAD AND DARE!!! XD XD XD XD