Pittoo: *gaming seriously* I swear if I don't beat this level I am going to kill someone in real life
Pit: Hey Pit- *shuts up and backs up* *whispers* he's gaming... do not disturb him...
Pittoo: *seriously gaming*........... *REALLY serious gaming*
Viridi: gha! *accidentally trips and tumbles over Pit*
Pittoo: *loses concentration* assholes *loses in game*
Game: Game over
Pit: *gulp* *whispers* Viridi!
Viridi: *whispers* sorry!
Pittoo: *turns around slowly while gripping controller tightly and eventually breaks*
Pit:... Make a run for it. *dashes out*
Viridi: Yup. *dashes out*
Pittoo: *smashes controller* I can never get past this level *gets spare controller and opens up the screen* let's do this
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Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!
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