pittytheangel: I dare Pittoo to kiss Pit on the lips infront of Palutena >:)
Pittoo: W-what?! N-no! Oh please no!
Author: OH YEAH I am SO going to watch this! >:3 *munches on popcorn*
Pit: *madly blushes* I CAN'T DO THIS LADY PALUTENA!
Palutena: Pit! You should be happy the whole of KI:U isn't watching!
Author: we are tho. ACTION! *munches popcorn*
Pittoo: hey Pit...
Pit: y-yeah?
Pittoo: ...uh... w-well we have to do the dare don't we...?
Pit: WHAT THE HELL?!
Author's mind: hehehe
Pittoo: ...um... (dammit why pitcest fans?!)
Pit: I AM NOT DOING THIS- ACK!
Pittoo: *pulls Pit by his scarf* *kisses Pit*
Pit: *madly blushes*
Author: MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT TWICE ABOUT THAT. *barfs into emergency bucket*
Palutena: my eyes... *barfs into emergency bucket*
Viridi: *knocks on door* is it done yet?!
YOU ARE READING
Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!
RandomAsk! Dare! Jokes! YAY! STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE US SOME DARES!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE KI:U CREW HERE READY FOR SOME ADVENTURE!!!!!!!! INCLUDING MOÍ AUTHOR-CHAN!!!!! JUST STAHP READIN DIS STUPID THING AND GO AHEAD AND DARE!!! XD XD XD XD
