Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!

@blue_burst16

blue_burst16:I'M sorry Pit but

I dare you to put makeup on and start singing and dancing to the song I'm a pretty girl by pewdiepie

Author: W H E E E E Z E GOOD LUCK BRO

Pit: ?

Author: *sings* "Hey his name is PewDiePie! His lovers name is CuitePie! Million others disagree and say he's just a stupid guy!"

Pittoo: well that's basically him I'm guessing?

Author: mm hm. Most famous person on YouTube yet! Over ten million subscribers or more and he's dang rich!

Pit: and he plays games for a living? Great.

Author: I do need to practise makeup. I got a bronze eye pallet for Christmas last year.

Phosphera: no WAY! I got one to! "Eye like it"

Author: same here!

Phosphera: OMP we can practise on each other and give each other makeovers!

Author: that's sounds so amazing!

Author/Phosphera: *screaming in excitement like girly girls*

Pittoo/Pit: gee...

Viridi: CHILDREN! I DEMAND A MAKEOVER ON PIT! MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A CROSSDRRSSER!

Pit: WHAT?!

Pittoo: ha ha sucks to be you Pit-Stain.

Pit: grrrrr.

AFTER THE MAKEOVER...

Pit: DON'T GIVE ME A MIRROR! I DON'T WANT TO SEE MYSELF!

Palutena: don't worry Pit you look beautiful.

Pit: ew! Lady Palutena!

Phosphera: how do we look?!

Pit: *blushes* oh... Um... y-you both look nice I-in that makeup...

Author: thanks. I'm really not that experienced in eyeshadow. I did Phosphera's makeup.

Phosphera: and I did Authors!

Pit: wow. Your both really good.

Author/Phosphera: thanks Pit!

Pittoo: *slaps on cap and slides on sunglasses* Hit the stereo Monoeye.

Monoeye: *hits stereo*

Pittoo: that's not what I meant

Monoeye: *presses play*

Pit: *dances* AHHHHH

AFTER DARE...

Pit: oh my gosh I am not doing that again! *runs to find makeup remover*

Author: I bet he'll have a hard time looking for this baby. *holds up makeup remover bottle*