Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!

@2DarknessQueens

2DarknessQueens: (I'm back)
I dare Viridi to kiss Link at a party

Viridi: *blushes* I don't know if I can do this...

Author: don't worry Viridi you've got the love doctor in the house

Viridi: W-what do you mean love doctor?

Palutena: follow Zeldas dating tips for once will ya?

Author: NO! That give you a bad reputation!

Palutena: *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

Pit: uh... yeah! yeah you should use  those tips! This is tips from Zelda!

Author: HEY! Give her a chance here this is her crush! So luckily there's a party tonight and all of smash is there. Including the rest of the game characters so you'll be there!

Viridi: okay... what do I do exactly?

Author: pull him out of the crowd and talk to him. Tell him how you feel about him and then you can say it's a dare if you want and then BAM! It's then over then enjoy the rest of the party!

Pittoo: are there going to hav-

Author: yes Dark Pit they have televisions available.

Pittoo: good

At party

Link: hey Zelda?

Zelda: *sips her drink* wHAT?!

Link: there's something different about Viridi... I'm just too afraid to ask her... *blushes* can you ask her if she wants to hang out wit- WHA?!

Zelda: *pulls him at the collar* look at me Link, I don't want you near anyone else alright? Because there's one thing I know that you should know as well is that your mine okay?? ((IM SORRY I SHIP IT))

Link: geez Zelda I just wanted to see her as a friend.

Zelda: well why didn't you say earlier? *walks up to KIU crew*

Author: *walks up to Zelda* Hai Zelda!

Zelda: Hi Author~!

Author: hey so, um, Viridi really wants to know Link but she's-

Zelda: too afraid to talk to him eh? Strange because he's too afraid to talk to her as well.

Author: sweet they can both meet up hey?

Zelda: I'll get Link. Bye! *walks off to get Link*

Author: seeya! *walks off to get Viridi*

Viridi: how'd it go?

Author: surprisingly he wants to meet up with you as well.

Viridi: REALLY?!... oh... uh I mean... that's great!

Zelda: Hey Viridi~!

Viridi: hi Zelda...

Author: Got Link?

Zelda: yup! Got Viridi?

Author: nope just a bouquet of flowers! *laughs hesterically* nah I got'er. So Viridi, Link. Link, Viridi.

Zelda: Now off you two go! Have fun!

Author: well that was easy.

Pit: Hey Author?

Author: yeah? What is-

Zelda: Haaaaaay you two should make out!

Author: *blush* oh boy.

Meanwhile...

Viridi: so what's it like in Hyrule?

Link: all I can say is dangerous and magical. It has a lot of history to it. Skyworld?

Viridi: very calming at one point and then until someone tries to take over the world and then all the commotions start. And also the dares. One time Dark Pit had to get locked in a closet with Author for 2 minutes. It was air tight.

Link: well that's weird... what was the recent dare?

Viridi:... well... um...

Link: you can tell me.

Viridi: um... the whole reason why I asked you out here because the dare was for me to kiss you...

Link: ... *blinks in confusion* *smiles* *blushes* haha, sure

Viridi: *blushes* WHAT.

Link: what? It's a dare. You chicken?

Viridi: NO.

Link: what's wrong?

Viridi: I. HAVE. A. CRUSH. ON. YOU.

Link: ... *brings out master sword* do you mind?

Viridi: *holds the sword* *looks at it* um... awfully heavy he-

Link/Viridi: *kiss* *blush*

Author: that's another one for Facebook.

Link: *pushes out* see? Done!

Viridi: *blushes Fifty Shades of Red* WHY?! YOU LOVE ZELDA! WHAT IF SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE AND SENT IT TO ZELDA ON FACEBOOK?

Hwang: *smiles creepily in background* yeah...about that...*glances at Author* okay continue...

Zelda: LINK!!!

Hwang: SHUV HIM OFF A CLIFF! SHUV HIM OFF A CLIFF! SHUV HIM OFF A CLIFF! SHUV HIM OFF A CLIFF! SHUV HIM OFF A CLIFF!

Viridi: What's happening?!

Link: Oh god it's Zelda! What have you done Author?!

Author: EVERYTHING! *sharpens knife* OH LINK~! READY TO GET MURDERED~?!

Zelda: HOW DARE YOU LINK!!!! *shuvs him off a cliff*

Author: 😇

Hwang: heh heh heh. She shuvved him off a cliff >:3