blue_burst16: I dare Pit to run around the place screaming Dark Pit is the best!
Pit:... can do?
Author: we'll give you one minute.
Pittoo: no make it two minutes.
Author: nope it'll be unfair.
Pittoo: *acts seducive* *lifts her face towards his* make it two would ya? You're a smart girl you should trust me~
Pit: PITTOO! NO FAIR!
Author: *blushes* uh... I-I... *changes to two minutes*
Pittoo: Atta girl.
Pit: ARGH! WHY YOU LITTLE-
Palutena: *stops him from murdering Pittoo* Jealous much?
Pit: First of all, I have to say he's the best for two minutes! And then, HE GETS AUTHOR FOR HIS OWN!
Viridi: Oh dear.
Phosphera: Get ready Pit!
Medusa: START THE TIMER!
Author: *starts timer* go!
Pit: *starts running* DARK PITS THE BEST! DARK PITS THE BEST! DARKS PITS THE BEST! DARK PITS AWESOME! DARK PITS GREAT!
Two Minutes Later
Author: Stop!
Pit: DARK PITS AN IDIOT! YAY! CAN I HAVE FLOOR ICE-CREAM LADY PALUTENA?! PLEASE?!
Palutena: because your so kind to Dark Pit yes.
Pit: YAY!
Author: sorry it was two minutes. I couldn't help it!
Pit: it's okay. We can have floor ice cream together!
Author: Sounds good!
Pittoo: what?!
Viridi: this is what they call revenge Pittoo.
Hades: bad luck.
Pittoo: grrrrr.
Author: ahh they're such cinnamon rolls! ^^
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Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!
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