TinytheChicken: dare Viridi to slap Pittoo
And when he asks why, she has to say because she wanted to
MovesLikeJaeger21:Bonnie (the Latias): Hey Author, wanna take a ride on my back? We could fly to Paris or something.
Viridi: *cracks knuckles* *slaps Pittoo*
Pittoo: *OUCH!* What was that for?!
Viridi: I wanted to.
Author: *gets off Bonnie's back with a crap ton of fashion from Paris* seeya Bonnie!
Bonnie: Bai! *flies away*
Author: *strikes a pose* how do I look?
Palutena: beautiful!
Phosphera: you look amazing girl!
Amazon Pandora: You look like the new Amazon!
Medusa: fabulous.
Viridi: lovely!
Pit: hot.
Palutena: PIT! *slaps him across the cheek*
Pit: Ah! Lady Palutena! What was that for?!
Palutena: don't talk to a lady like that!
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Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!
RandomAsk! Dare! Jokes! YAY! STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE US SOME DARES!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE KI:U CREW HERE READY FOR SOME ADVENTURE!!!!!!!! INCLUDING MOÍ AUTHOR-CHAN!!!!! JUST STAHP READIN DIS STUPID THING AND GO AHEAD AND DARE!!! XD XD XD XD
