Hylissa: I dare you, Pit and Darky (Just what I sometimes call Dark Pit) to watch "Anime 404" on YouTube whoever laughs first gets whip cream all over their face. Good luck!
Author: oh great. Anime
Pit: ooh yay! I love anime!
Pittoo: DONT CALL ME DARKY @HYLISSA!
Author: found the vid.
Pittoo: ooh Facebook! Wait... watch what?
Pit: what is with the horse face?
Author/Pittoo: ARGH NOT THE HARLEM SHAKE!
Pit: hm?
Author: *holding in her laugh*
Pit: oh Attack on Titan!
Pittoo: she just walking through not guving a damn about the people with the flute.
Author: *recorder.
Pit: ACK! Titan!
Author: I hate this song...
Pittoo: *trying not to laugh* what is with the twerking?
Author: NYAN CAT!
Pit: dat kitty has a problem for hating Nyan cat because ITS AWESOME!
Pittoo: *dances to the music*
Pit: okay cats gone. Oh... okay... weird anime guys equals weird dance moves.
Author: wait... buffering? Wait hold on a sec... ah it's the video.
Pittoo: wow look how sad she is.
Author: oh elevator.
Pit: WTF?!
Author: gangnam style... that is so last year.
Pit: *trying not to laugh*
Author: train station... *watches*
Pit: *watches*
Pittoo: *watches*
Author: really?! Sailor moon and world of Warcraft?
Pit: attempting to reconnect
Pittoo: I love this song.
Author: NOOO FROZEN GO AWAY!
Pittoo: the head
Pit: *sings along* do you wanna bu- WHAT?!
Author: oh... yeah I would say no.
Pittoo: *sings along* why you gotta be so ruuude?
Author: gangsta granny. OOOH THE TRI-FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE!
Pit: whaaat is wrong with the old lady?
Author: not this Bollywood song! I had to dance to this!
Pit: *holds in his laugh*
Pittoo: Birb
Author: lesson learnt boys and girls. Never drive blind.
Pit: yeah a school. Girl. ROAD!
Author: nailed it. Get wrecked.
Pittoo: *holds in his laugh*
Pit: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE BLUE HAIRED GIRL?!
Author: *throws head up and down like a rockstar to the dubstep*
Pittoo: wow
Author: Hi Levi and Armin.
Pit: *holds in laugh*
All three: buffering.
Author: that's me on the Internet.
Pit: purple haired girl with the flute from the beginning.
Author: damn she's good. *listens*
Pittoo: *listens*du du du du
Pit: *listens* du du du du
Author: YAY ITS DONE!
Pit/Pittoo: SHUSH!
Author: okeh...
Pit: dude shouting mama shut up!
Author: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!! *sings the dubstep*
The three: *Burst out laughing*
Palutena: *magically splats whipped cream on their faces* THE END!
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