YangYang2002: I dare pit and pitoo do a dance off where they see who is the best at doing a back flip and landing in the splits!
Pit: >:(
Pittoo: god no
Author: tee hee!
Pit: I CANNOT SPLIT!
Author: oh really~? *jumps and backflips and lands in a perfect split* Tadaaaa~!
Pittoo: sweet Pencil
Author: *stands up* your turn!
Pit: *gulp*
Pittoo: *stretches* watch and learn my friend. Watch and learn. *flaps wings and backflips and splits* ow
Pit: can he win by default?!
Author: oh well... I didn't want to have to do this but... *walks towards Pit* *takes out the floor ice cream*
Pit: *whimpers in fright and blushes* y-your not bribing me are you?
Author: why? Am I not allowed to?
Pit: w-well... I-I...
Author: oh Pit a little bribing never hurt right?
Pit: *blushes and awkward smile* r-right...
Pittoo: Wow and I don't get anything.
Author: *gives him a packet of Oreos* A for effort.
Pittoo: Thanks
Pit: Whatever. *backfilps and lands in a perfect split* YAY I DID IT!
Author: Congrats Pit!
Pit: *stands up* Floor ice cream?
Author: *giggle* here you go! *gives floor ice cream*
Pit: YAY!!!!!
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