RealMelodyHope: I dare Pit to try a gluten-free diet for a week! (He's going to hate me for this!!!) I also dare Lady Palutena to make a Cherpumple cake!
Pit: NUUUUUUUUUU
Palutena: ooh I do love a little cake!
Author: can it be a gluten-free Cherpumple cake?
Hope: DO YOU WANT THE WRATH OF SOAP?!
Author: *gulp* nope...
Kittoo: *yawn* wassup guys?
Author: good morning Kittoo~!
Dark Pit: It's actually the afterno-
Author: whatever.
Kittoo: I wonder what would happen if Author had to make out with a male wattpader?
Author: um... that's never gonna happen Kittoo.
Pit: darn cat...
Kittoo: why?
Dark Pit: because... I don't let anyone get their dirty hands on her... except for Pit of course!
Pit: well thank you! Finally!
Author: awww cinnamon rolls!
Pit: w-what?!
Palutena: *comes out with cake*
Author: WHY ISN'T IT GLUTEN FREE?!?!!!!
Kittoo: because I told her to torture Pit.
Author: K-Kittoo!
Kittoo: What?!
Pit: WHYYYYYYYY
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