@--Just_A_Fangirl--: Hey, Pit, I dare you to have a soufflé eating contest with Dark Pit.
Whoever loses has to eat a spoon full of mayonnaise
Pittoo: Oh it's on Pit!
Author: Oh I wouldn't be so sure about that Pittoo. Pit's mouth is like a vacuum cleaner when it comes to foods like soufflés.
Pit: ???
Palutena: *places two plates of soufflé s in front of Pit and Pittoo* On your marks...
Pit/Pittoo: *picks up spoon*
Author: Get set...
Pit/Pittoo: *gives eachother death glare*
Palutena: GO!
A FEW MILLISECONDS LATER..
Pit: *finishes* I win. :3
Pittoo: *slams the table* no way! We finished at the same time!
Author: Here! *throws the mayonnaise to Viridi*
Viridi: Gotcha! *catches the mayonnaise and pours it on the spoon* here you go! *gives the spoon to Pittoo*
Pittoo: I CALL BLASPHEMY!
Pit/Author: EAT IT! EAT IT!
KIU crew: EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT-
Pittoo: Okay okay I got it! *gulp*
Pit: ha ha.
Pittoo: *closes eyes and pinches nose*
Pit: *whispers* I could just eat it straight up.
Pittoo: *eats it* ugh... gross
Pit: Oh isn't it great?!
Pittoo: *shakes head*
Author: I'm going before he-
Pittoo: *pukes it on plate*
Author: pukes... -_-
Pittoo: *falls side-ways down from the chair*
Thanatos: Bags not cleaning it up.
Medusa: Bags not cleaning it up.
Hades: Bags not cleaning it up.
Phosphera: Bags not cleaning it up!
Pit: Bags not cleaning it up.
Palutena: Bags not cleaning it up.
Viridi/Arlon: Bags not cleaning it up.
Pandora: Bags not cleaning it up.
Author: Do I really need to clean it up?
Pit: Yup! Sorry not sorry!
Author: ugh...
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