2DarknessQueens: I dare Pit and Dark Pit to dress like Lady Palutena and Mistress Viridi and Palutena and Viridi to dress as Pit and Dark Pit
Pittoo: ... *sarcastically* yay. Greatest dare ever so far.
Viridi: can we dress up as female versions of them? Please?!
Captain: that's a good idea but nope.
Palutena: I never knew that I would try cross dressing one day.
Pit: um... question? Wings...
Author: oh that's easy. We just strip you from your wings and-
Pittoo: STRIP OFF MY BEAUTIFUL WINGS?!
Author: nah we just transfer your wings onto those two for a bit.
Pit: will that hurt?
Captain: Probably not.
Viridi: But I want the White one's!
Author: jealous much? Viridi and Pit, Sittin' in a treehouse K-I-S-S-I-NG!
Viridi: EW! GROSS! And I'm actually surprised that your not jealous.
Author: I don't care if they leave me or not. No one in this world really actually loves me anyway.
Pittoo/Pit: *hug Author* HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYONE IN THIS WORLD!
Pit: No I love her more.
Pittoo: I do!
Pit: What are you talking about?!
Pittoo: I bet your cheating on her. Am not!
Pit: AUTHOR I LOVE YOU HE HATES YOU!
Pittoo: NOT TRUE!
Author: ... air...
Pit/Pittoo: oh! Sorry! *lets go*
Palutena: while that was happening we got ready. How do we look?
Pit: Lady Palutena?! It looks like I'm talking to a mirror! You must've put on a lot of makeup!
Pittoo: same here Pit except Viridi is tinier.
Viridi: Hey!
Author: Phosphera get to work. Ha ha this is gonna be interesting.
Pit: what?!
Phosphera: GET DRESSED!
Pittoo: Worst day of my life. I'm dressing as that bratty Viridi
Viridi: I HEARD THAT!
Pittoo: Oh Shit! *slams door*
Author: Get the soap! RealMelodyHope!
Hope: *slaps on cap* this whatcha lookin' for? *brings up soap*
Pittoo: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! CAN THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER?!
A FEW HOURS LATER...
Author: so we've washed Pittoo's mouth and they've all cosplayed. Wings transferred and it was overall-
Pittoo: terrible
Pit: cool!
Palutena: Fun!
Viridi: boring!
Author: okay PHOTO TIME!
Pit: NO PAPARAZZI!
Pittoo: *screams like a little girl down hallway*
Palutena: BYE BYE. *flies off*
Viridi: NOPE. *flies off*
Author: awww memories people! *chases them*
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