RealMelodyHope: Lady Palutena, Phosphera, and Pittoo and Hades, I dare you to do the Chubby Bunny Challenge! Pit, you get to smoosh an ABC (Awesome Bannana Cream) pie in the loser's face.
Palutena: NO!
Pittoo: ...
Phosphera: fine then but Pit has to feed me the marshmallows
Pit:...
Hades: YOUR ALL GOING DOWN!
Author: RULES ARE:
Everyone takes turns of stuffing in a marshmallow in their mouth and you cannot eat it. Once it is in your mouth, you have to say 'Chubby Bunny'. Once a person cannot say 'Chubby Bunny' or barfs up the marshmallows, they lose. I'm routing for Pittoo! 😆 *shakes Pom Poms*
Pittoo: thx Pencil.
Author: don't call me that
Phosphera: PIIIT PLEASE ROUT FOR ME!!!
Pit: ... PITTOO! PITTOO!
Pittoo: God...
Author: DARK PIT! DARK PIT!
Pit/Author: DARK PIT! PITTOO!
Amazon Pandora: I'll go for Pittoo as well *sips Coke*
Viridi: GO PALUTENA!
Medusa: you'd better win Hades.
Hades: no problem Medouchea.
Medusa: *rolls eyes*
Arlon: *places marshmallows on table*
Author: Palutena goes first and Pittoo goes last. That means after Palutena it's Hades. Then Phosphera and then Pittoo.
Palutena: *stuffs in marshmallow* Chubbie Bunnie!
Hades: *stuffs in marshmallow* Chibby bunni!
Phosphera: *stuffs in marshmallow* Chubby- *gag* B-Bunn-nie
Pittoo: *stuffs in marshmallow* Chubby Bunny
Time skip
Arlon: that's all the marshmallows
Hades: ICANTHOLDITINMUCHLONGER!!!!!!
Palutena: ICANHANDLEIT! *gag* ICANNOTHANDLEIT!
Phosphera: THISISDISGUSTING! BLECH!
Pittoo: I'm like such a pro at this. This is too easy.
Palutena: ICAN'THOLDIT!
Hades: *gag*
Phosphera: BLECH!
Pittoo: ...
Palutena: *vomits*
Pit: HAHA! TIME FOR AN ABC PIE!!!
Hope: *hands over the fresh ABC pie* hehehe...
Palutena: NONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!
Pit: 3...2...1... SPLAT!*splats ABC pie*
Palutena: *licks around mouth* mmm. Not bad.
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