Pit: Pittoo!
Pittoo: what?
Pit: say the first word that comes to your mind!
Pittoo: ...... lemon?
Author: NO THANK YOU. LETS NOT HAVE LEMON HERE PLEASE.
Pit: ?
Pittoo: oh really?
Author: YES REALLY.
Pittoo: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Author: NOPE *screams down hallways*
Pit: ... what's a lemon?
Pittoo: *rolls eyes* read this *gives phone*
Pit: oh... okay... wait- OH GOD NO! EWEWEWEWEWW! OH GOD THATS DISGUSTING!
Pittoo: welcome to the world of lemon.
Pittoo: okay where did she go?
Pit: why? You wanna give her a lemonade?
Pittoo: you don't shut up I'll kill you
Pit: ...
Pittoo: ... I mean that
Pit: Ok
A/n
I'm just saying that I absolutely hate lemon so don't ask for it in any of my books. Why?
- I think it's gross
- I don't know what happens in 'it'
- my parents would kill me if I wrote even one lemon.
There you go. Three reasons why.
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