Pit: *playing flappy bird*
Game: *ba-ding!* *ba-ding!* *ba-ding!* *ba-ding!* *WHACK*
Pit: AHHHHHH
Game: *PEEEEW* *shows game over*
Pit: *silently raging*... GAAAAH!!!!!!!! *smashes phone on the wall*
Palutena: PIT! THAT WAS AT LEAST 300 HEARTS! THAT WAS THE 64TH PHONE YOU BROKE! I ONLY HAVE THREE MORE LEFT!
Hyo-Ri-Hwang: *whispers* *chants* Whack ur phone against da wall. Whack ur phone against da wall. Whack ur phone against da wall. Whack ur phone against da wall. Whack ur phone against da wall. Whack ur phone against da wall. Whack ur phone against da wall. Whack ur phone against da wall. Whack ur phone against da wall. Whack ur phone against da wall. :3... Wha-
Author: SHUT UP HWANG!
Hyo-Ri-Hwang: since when was my name 'Hwang'? >:(
(Hyo-Ri-Hwang likes emoji's)
Author: *changes Hyo-Ri-Hwang to Hwang* 'tis now yer nickname!
Hwang: ;-; *cri*
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