Pit: hey Author! I got you some ice cream!
Author: aw, thanks Pit!
Pit: any time.
Author: *eating ice cream*
Pit: *is doing a fantastic job on looking attractive*
Author: *blushes* uh...
Pit: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Author: um... well... your definitely enjoying that...
Pit: *chuckle* you must be as well...
Author: uh... I guess so?
Pit: *does the suductive ice-cream lick*
Author: *blushes* *gulp* (oh boy...)
Pit: did I do something wrong? *wraps arm around her waist*
Author: Are you flirting with me?
Pit: tell me if I'm doing it wrong.
Author: awww Pit your so adorable!
Pit: thanks but you're beyond compare.
Author: *giggle*
Pit: *lifts her face towards him* may I?
Author: *smiles and leans in for a kiss*
Pittoo: hey!
Pit: *quickly pulls away* *eats ice-cream*
Author: *pulls away* *licks ice-cream*
Pittoo: you weren't going to kiss were you?
Author: hm? *shrugs*
Pittoo: pft. Pit's not even a good kisser... *walks away*
Author/Pit: *kiss*
A/n
Yeah that just happened. I'm bored people
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