Author: GIMMIE DEM CHOCOLATE!!!
Dark Pit: then give me my laurel crown back!
Author: NP! NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME BACK MY CHOCOLATE!!!!
Dark Pit: what is with you and chocolate?
Author: ITS MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR!!! CADBURY CHOCOLATE SALTED CARAMEL AND GOOEY CARAMEL AT THE SAME TIME NO GIVE ME!!! *lunges towards chocolate*
Dark Pit: *snaps off a block of chocolate* don't mind if I do! *eats it*
Author: WHY YOU LITTLE-!
Pit: Can I have one please!
Author: MY CHOCOLATE! *cry*
Dark Pit: wow. *gives Pit chocolate*
Pit: *eats* Yum!
Author: mmmmyyyyyyy chhhhocolate............
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Pit: she on drugs.
Dark Pit: she drunk
Pit: she mad.
Dark Pit: I know how to fix her.
Pit: how?
Dark Pit: dis. *breaks off a piece of chocolate and feeds her* better?
Author: yeah... sorry... Thanks for giving back my chocolate though! *places his laurel crown on his head*
Dark Pit: thanks
Pit: HEY WAT HAPPENED TO ME?!
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