OKAY! TOO MUCH REQUESTS AT THE SAME TIME! ME BE LIKE-
LETS JUST DO ALL IN ONE HAPPY pingas24 ?!
pingas24: dare pit to survive a call of duty black ops 2 hunter killer drones in 5MINUTES
I DARE PIT TO SURVIVE THE HUNTER KILLER DRONES SWARM WHILE ASLO SURVIVE A HACKER XDXDXDXDXD
Hey did u know Pittoo got pranked by me with the #1 most humiliating trap ever : the bear trap. His reaction was so frcikin funny 😂 he cursed like over 29 times and was going crazy! He was even screaming like crazy. So yeah I think you should do the same thing like I did to see what I mean.
blue_burst16: I dare Viridi to make out with the newly revived Link * uses powers to revive Link* in front of Zelda for a minute :3
I dare Pit to watch a pewdiepie video without laughing
Meghan_Pithree2155: dare... PIT to eat... HONEY
Meghan: BUT ARM-PIT IS ALLERGIC TO HONEY!!!FnafMudkip7705: dare everyone to play mario party 2 and watch 100 hours of wario doh' I missed
Author:... get ready... THIS IS JUST SO FREAKING MUCH!
Pit: um... Call Of Duty?
Author: to shorten it, COD. Okay you basically have to survive missiles that are launched towards you.
Pit: WHAT?!
Pit: *playing COD* AH! *dodges the missiles*
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Author: okay... same deal Pittoo but this time...! *shows a picture of a random dude*
Pittoo: A hacker?
Pit: okay we get the idea.
Pittoo: *playing COD* DAMN YOU HACKER!
Author: *readies the bear trap with Pit*
Pittoo: *finishes the game* there we- AH! *curses 7 times*
Thanatos: SOAP. SOAP. SOAP. SOAP. SOAP. SOAP. SOAP.
Viridi: next! *reads dare* AH! *blushes* N-NOT AGAIN!
Link: *poofs in* um... oh hai Viridi!
Zelda: *poofs in* ...what are we doing he-
Author: you have to watch your BF make out with Viridi for a minute.
Zelda: fuck
Thanatos: SOAP
Link: sweet.*kisses Viridi*
Viridi: (AH SHIT HE'S A DAMN GOOD KISSER FOR A HUMAN!)
Thanatos: SOAP.
Zelda: *explodes*
Author: oh Piiiiit~?
Pit: yes what is it my dear Author~?
Author: watch this.
Pit: ?
Everyone except Pit/Viridi/Link: AND YOU CAN'T LAUGH.
Pit: *holds in his laugh* YAY ITS DONE!
Author: now eat this. *feeds him a spoonful of Sugar! JK! Honey*
Pit: BUT IM ALLERGIC- *eats it*
Author: ok you guys go play Mario party 2 I'm gonna sleep in.
Palutena: we already did.
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Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!
RandomAsk! Dare! Jokes! YAY! STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE US SOME DARES!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE KI:U CREW HERE READY FOR SOME ADVENTURE!!!!!!!! INCLUDING MOÍ AUTHOR-CHAN!!!!! JUST STAHP READIN DIS STUPID THING AND GO AHEAD AND DARE!!! XD XD XD XD