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OKAY! TOO MUCH REQUESTS AT THE SAME TIME!  ME BE LIKE-

OKAY! TOO MUCH REQUESTS AT THE SAME TIME!  ME BE LIKE-

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LETS JUST DO ALL IN ONE HAPPY pingas24 ?!

pingas24: dare pit to survive a call of duty black ops 2 hunter killer drones in 5MINUTES

I DARE PIT TO SURVIVE THE HUNTER KILLER DRONES SWARM WHILE ASLO SURVIVE A HACKER XDXDXDXDXD

Hey did u know Pittoo got pranked by me with the #1 most humiliating trap ever : the bear trap. His reaction was so frcikin funny 😂 he cursed like over 29 times and was going crazy! He was even screaming like crazy.  So yeah I think you should do the same thing like I did to see what I mean.

blue_burst16: I dare Viridi to make out with the newly revived Link * uses powers to revive Link* in front of Zelda for a minute :3

I dare Pit to watch a pewdiepie video without laughing

Meghan_Pithree2155: dare... PIT to eat... HONEY
Meghan: BUT ARM-PIT IS ALLERGIC TO HONEY!!!

FnafMudkip7705: dare everyone to play mario party 2 and watch 100 hours of wario doh' I missed

Author:... get ready... THIS IS JUST SO FREAKING MUCH!

Pit: um... Call Of Duty?

Author: to shorten it, COD. Okay you basically have to survive missiles that are launched towards you.

Pit: WHAT?!

Pit: *playing COD* AH! *dodges the missiles*

FIVE MINUTES LATER

Author: okay... same deal Pittoo but this time...! *shows a picture of a random dude*

Pittoo: A hacker?

Pit: okay we get the idea.

Pittoo: *playing COD* DAMN YOU HACKER!

Author: *readies the bear trap with Pit*

Pittoo: *finishes the game* there we- AH! *curses 7 times*

Thanatos: SOAP. SOAP. SOAP. SOAP. SOAP. SOAP. SOAP.

Viridi: next! *reads dare* AH! *blushes* N-NOT AGAIN!

Link: *poofs in* um... oh hai Viridi!

Zelda: *poofs in* ...what are we doing he-

Author: you have to watch your BF make out with Viridi for a minute.

Zelda: fuck

Thanatos: SOAP

Link: sweet.*kisses Viridi*

Viridi: (AH SHIT HE'S A DAMN GOOD KISSER FOR A HUMAN!)

Thanatos: SOAP.

Zelda: *explodes*

Author: oh Piiiiit~?

Pit: yes what is it my dear Author~?

Author: watch this.

Pit: ?

Everyone except Pit/Viridi/Link: AND YOU CAN'T LAUGH.

Pit: *holds in his laugh* YAY ITS DONE!

Author: now eat this. *feeds him a spoonful of Sugar! JK! Honey*

Pit: BUT IM ALLERGIC- *eats it*

Author: ok you guys go play Mario party 2 I'm gonna sleep in.

Palutena: we already did.

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