SierraTheHedgehog: Pittoo... I dare you to kiss Meghan!
Meghan: IN THE NAME OF PALUTENA, I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF IF I HAVE TO KISS HIM!
Also, Olivia, dere's poison in dat tea (pukes) wut did u du to meh? ((Author: r i p))
Pittoo: WILL YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING ME PITTOO?!
Author: Lol you have to kiss Meghan
Pittoo: look, I've kissed Author, I've kissed Phosphera and now this stupid OC?! How many people am I kissing?
Author: oh dear... good for you.
Sierra: Hallo! Here's Meghan! You two go do your business together.
Meghan: I and NOT doing this!
Author: Good job y'all
Palutena: okay so what now? Do they kiss?
Pittoo: ... okay... here we go... Meghan I don't like you. But it IS a dare.
Meghan: WHY?!?!
Sierra: >:3
Pittoo/Meghan: *kiss*
Author: *sings* Can you feel the love tonight?*laughs*
Meghan: *pushes away* MOUTHWASH!!! WHERES THE WATER?! MOUTHWASH!!! I NEED AIR!!!
Pittoo: blech... well that was disgusting... *throws mouthwash*
Meghan: *gets knocked out from mouthwash bottle hitting back of her head*
Pittoo: my bad.
Sierra: well that's just fantastic.
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Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!
RandomAsk! Dare! Jokes! YAY! STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE US SOME DARES!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE KI:U CREW HERE READY FOR SOME ADVENTURE!!!!!!!! INCLUDING MOÍ AUTHOR-CHAN!!!!! JUST STAHP READIN DIS STUPID THING AND GO AHEAD AND DARE!!! XD XD XD XD
