Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!

Long Requested Request

Viridi: oh I'm so dead.

Author: wait... so if it's making out... oh gods... your in trouble!

Viridi: ARGH I REALLY REALLY LIKE LINK BUT I JUST CAN'T DO IT!

Palutena: oh so you admit it eh?

Viridi: YES I DID! HAPPY?!

Hwang: *sings* And who do you think you are? Running 'round leaving scars! Collecting your jar of hearts! And tearing love apart! :3 Btw, can I have my name changed to me OC, Poppy?

Author: KAPOOF DERE YOU GOH!

Poppy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY! ^.^ k I be back when Viridi, Link and Zelda r here. Bai *dashes off*

Viridi: *silent*

Pit/Pittoo: need some tips on how to make out?

Author: ... welp *dashes to another room*

Pit/Pittoo: *whisper* darn it.

Author: *around corner* *cheeky smile* hehehe my plan has worked. >:3

Pit: there she is.

Viridi: I actually do need tips-

Author: Viridi no

Viridi: what did I- oh... I get it.

Palutena: boys you are the reason this book has gone so weird.

Pittoo: your welcome

Pit: what?!

Poppy: *peaks in* huh. No wonder I am feeling a little out of it today. IT'S BECAUSE THIS BOOK IS SO FREAKING WEIRD! XP

Pittoo: do you want the tips or what?

Author: I DONT THINK SHE DOES.

Viridi: um... I think I'll be okay.

Pittoo/Pit: *clings onto one of her arms*

Author: do these adorable angels ever learn?

Viridi: *facepalm*

Poppy: Hey! I got Link and Zelda! *pats Viridi on le shoulder* good luck 😏

Link: *warm smile at Viridi*

Viridi: *blushes Fifty Shades of Red*

Poppy: Isn't it Fifty Shades of-

Author: shut up the movie is about to start! *munches on popcorn*

Poppy: *confused* We're watching a movie?

Author: -_- *facepalm*

Poppy: WHALE! :D okay I shut up now *steals popcorn and munches on it*

Author: READY EVERYONE?!

Link: Yes!

Viridi: Maybe!

Zelda: No!

Author: mmkay just do it.

Link: can I take off my hat?

Zelda: *slaps him*

Poppy: What an awesome movie! ^^ *munches on more popcorn*

Author: GET ON WITH IT!

Link: okay okay geez! *kisses Viridi*

Viridi: (OH GOD WHAT THE HELL LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL HE IS ONE DAMN GOOD KISSER!!!!)

Zelda: *AK-47 in hand* LINK! VIRIDI IS A GODDESS! NOT YOUR WAIFU! IM YOUR WAIFU!

Poppy: I ship Link x Viridi! XD Erm...Liridi! Dat'll be their ship name 😋

Author: I personally ship Link x Zelda

Zelda: why thank you Author *attempts to shoot Poppy*

Poppy: Mey-Rin! (Black Butler Fan XD)

Mey-Rin: Hai! (that means 'yes' in Japanese) *takes off glasses* *brings out duel wielding pistols*

Author: *face palm*

Link: *pulls out*

Viridi: ... well that was interesting...

Link: yeah... I like hanging out with you... wanna meet up again? Like a proper day out without the making out part?

Viridi: oh why not?

Zelda: that is if you get through- *gets whacked by Links Hylian shield* AH!!!

Poppy: *sarcastic* What a fantastic movie! I loved it! -_- not... there was a lot of kissing and violence.

Author: loved it!

Pit: wow. I can't believe Viridi actually did it.

Pittoo: Alright Author our turn!

Author: I wish I could but-- *dashes off to another room*

A/N

HAI! Go check out Hyo-Ri-Hwang and if you're a PJO fan go check out her new jokebook because she needs requests for it so ya check her out she is amazing