RealMelodyHope: Pit, I dare you to make a hexahexaflexagon and to cosplay as Link!!!
Pit: what is a hexahexaflexagon?
Author: L-Link cosplay?!?!?!?!?
Dark Pit: yeah.
Author:...well he's lucky that OoT is my third fave game.
Pit: Awww c'mon! Does it have to be Link?! Out of all the characters, you chose Link?!
Link: wassup Pit~? *wiggles eyebrows*
Pit: DAMMIT! *runs to Author and clings onto her*
Author: Link what the hay?
Link: Pit are you sure you don't wanna wear MY clothes instead of making a pure copy~~~???
Pit: OH HELL NO!!!
Author: Link! Cut it out!
Palutena: I'm going to have a word with Zelda.
Link: *laughing* I was only playing with you Pit!
Viridi: *blushing as hell* whgaqgjhcdjlogbnhzyjmmigzih lxigakfaitwlgxhozgigsktslgxuratllgskfzlh kgzoheelhdkgskzljclyhslgsgolhb Ln lgairqktwluelywofaidlbohchzotsoyspysogvzvphairqitwogxphvakrqtoecuupxkfairwpucjl Link KkogzoriretpwshxidZyp hcpgsluslgaltsljdoyfalfhxlgxoywktqktsmzcMgalakgsogqoapjclgzotamf
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Link: *puts arms around her from the back* hey Viridi.
Viridi: AIE! *blushes even more* u-um... h-hi L-L-Link
Pit: About that-
Author: BE PATIENT! IM MAKING IT!
Le Time Skip Cuz I'm Lazy AF
Pit: nuuuuuu I look terrible!
Link: Exusemói?
Author: *facepalm* what language are you speaking?
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