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blue_burst16: I dare Dark Pit to kiss me

Pittoo: *mutters under his breath* *slow facepalm* why do I have to wear out my lips on worthless people?

Author: Yay your making out with someone else again! 😆

Pittoo: I don't want to.

blueburst: *blush*

Pittoo: my lips are numb.

Palutena: poor little Pittoo.

Pittoo: WHEN WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT?!

blueburst: *ahem!*

Pittoo: fine I'm coming!

blueburst: uh-

Pittoo: *kisses her*

Author: (another one for Instagram)

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