Pittoo: *lying on floor staring at ceiling* I am a man and I need to man up... Okay! *stands up* I'm going to te-
Pit: *opens door* hiya Pittoo!
Pittoo: never mind...
Pit: wha?
Pittoo: nothing
Pit: Tell me! Tell me!
Pittoo: NO
Pit: is it something to do with Author?
Pittoo:... maybe?
Pit: ... okay.... *walks out*
Pittoo: *deep sigh* okay, Showtime... *runs out to find Author*
Viridi: *whisper* my bet... *brings out 250 hearts* 250. Yours?
Palutena: 053 straeh. (350 hearts)
Viridi: Let's go! *follows Pittoo*
Palutena: *follows*
Pittoo: *sees author reading Percy Jackson* wow...
Author: *looks up* uh... hi?
Pittoo: *blushes* hey... Can I talk to you for a bit?
Author: sure. *pats the seat next to her*
Pittoo: *sits next to her*
Author: What is it?
Pittoo: uh... well... I've been really angsty to you and the others a lot...
Author: uh-huh. And...?
Pittoo: And I'd like to apologise... sorry about that... it's just that-
Author: ever since you drew that picture a few chapters ago...
Pittoo: ever since you came, I started to like you...
Author: I think that I'd started to grow feelings for you...
Pittoo: *stares at her*
Author: *stares at him*
Pittoo: well this is...
Author: quite awkward...
Pittoo: the main reason I came here was to say sorry and to confess something to you...
Author: um...
Pittoo: *deep breath* *in mind* (c'mon Pittoo! Just tell her and get it out of the way!)
I-I ...
Author: Love you to
Pittoo: l- what?
Author: I love you to.
Pittoo: you do?
Author: *nods head*
Pittoo: I thought you would say no but you said yes...?
Author: *hugs him* I said yes because I actually love you! *brightly smiles*
Pittoo: *blushes* that's a nice smile you got there...
IN DARK CORNER
Viridi: c'mon! Kiss so I can win the bet!
Palutena: er'yeht ton annog ssik. I niw!
Viridi: No! You can't win! Not for long at least!
OUTSIDE DARK CORNER
Pittoo:... can I?
Author: h-huh?
Viridi: Please please PLEASE!!!!!
Pittoo: it's... just... *blush*
Viridi: Yes yes YES! I'm gonna win!
Palutena: wwwa EMOC NO!
Pittoo: ...I-I... um... *leans in for a kiss* *blushes*
Author: (WHAT)*blushes*
Viridi: My 350 hearts please?
Palutena: *gives the hearts*
Pittoo/Author: *kiss* *blushes*
Viridi: YESSSSSSS! I WIN!
Palutena: I gnikcuf etah uoy idiriV...
Pit: *enters* hey Author I was jus- WHAT THE-?!
Pittoo: *pulls away quickly* Knock please! *blushes*
Author: *pulls away quickly* um... *blushes*
Pit: ...
Pittoo: ...
Author: ...
Palutena: ...
Viridi: ... *out loud* I WON THE BET!!!! YAAA HOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Pittoo: whatever. *kisses Author*
Pit:... oh my
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